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2006-10-27T13:39:00.000+08:00

moved. http://xanga.com/valkoh

2006-10-24T23:22:00.000+08:00

today has been a good day of rest.
i like.
cos monday i slept through many many lessons.
gah.
i would call it a record for this year.heh.
baking at bennett's house for ms tang's dinner was helluva experience.
1. knives. only got 2 knives. (WHAT!)
2. KNIVES NOT SHARP.
3. NO APPLE PEELER OMGGGGGGGGG.
so we slaved at 2 apple pies while the rest did meatballs
EWWWWW THE MEATBALLS WERE SO DISGUSTING EWWWWWWWWWW THEY WERE LIKE, SLIMY AND WET AND BOYS WERE LIKE, STICKING THEIR HANDS IN AND OTHERS WERE POURING MILK ON TOP EWWWWWW SLIMY EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
okay bimbo moment over.
i touched some cos SOME IDIOT USED THE PLACEMAT THE MEATBALLS WERE BEING MUSHED ON TOP OF AND TOOK IT TO ROLL OUT THE DOUGH ON AND HAPPILY ONLY WASHED ONE SIDE.
ewwwwwwwww so when we flipped the dough out i stuck my hands under and AAHHHHHH WET SLIMY EWWWWWWWWW.
okay bimbo moment really over.
anyway, the hygiene standards of the meatballs and pie...
with xiong's saliva (ewwww that's the equivalent of kissing him alrdy leh yuccckkkkssss) and er.for the pie don't tell you but i assure you it's not as bad as saliva and it's like, only a very very small piece of dough.
but nvm la hor, kissing xiong doesn't mean you have to marry him like touching gerry's hands means we need to marry her hee.
ms tang's house was fun!
observing - and laughing at cunzhi groan over liverpool

today wooo sleep till 11.
shiok.
kap to buy baking ingredients wah i think i asked the woman where everything was so many times.
too bad kap's damn lousy they don't have mini marshmallows SUCKS.
so made an apple pie EVEN THOUGH I FORGOT TO POKE HOLES AT THE BOTTOM AND LIKE, PUT BUTTER ON THE TOP IT STILL TURNED OUT FINE ONCE I DRAINED THE UH.JUICE.
lol
wtvs i don't care.
smoresssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
totally stickied everything up.
and my aircon was just totally raining cos we kept forgetting to close my room door.
I LOVE AMEBUMPKINS EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T GO FOR HYPE UP EWWWW LAME SPREAD THE LOVE,YO.
okay i'm lazy it's late and i've been postponing doing spa since morning
i'm postponing it till tmr morning to do cos i'm sleepy.
goodnight world.

2006-10-22T00:07:00.000+08:00

wow 3 movies in 3 days.
I'm on a roll, baby.
school seems to be just something to past the time now, useless classes which nobody even bothers to listen anymore (note: physics tutorial can anyone tell me what she was going through even i know the entire last row and most likely 2nd row weren't listening)
the prestige on thursday with my oh so lovely classmates( cannot scold them here cos now i know they read it heh heh but i won't scold them anyway they really are oh so lovely and gay oops i didn't say that)
oh before that we went to subway and the countergirl/guy asked cunzhi whether he wanted the one foot or 6 inch.
cunzhi said the longer one cos he didn't know which one was which.
HAHAHAHAHA.
well maybe..just maybe 6 inches sounds longer than 1 foot la hor.
and chris wanted rainbow chocolate chip cookies.
heehee like some primary school kid but i upon tasting them (cos i bought them too they look prettier and i'm a sucker for pretty things) i think they taste better than regular chocolate chip cookies.
the prestige is a...hmmm.plotty show.
not really alot of humour in it, draggy to watch at the start.
but woweee twists at the end that i think made it worth watching.
kinda warped though..the concept.
then as usual we stood around for very long discussing the show and uh.being slow at getting the plot for me.

then friday go vivocity! (exclamation mark for fun cos it's so hyped up so hype it up even more) after being released at 10.45 cos pw cancelled (more like oh go do dry runs to yourself HA LIKE WE WILL) and nobody listened during gp.
walked from like 2 to say uh 7 i think.
damn long la LEG PAIN.
xiong and bennett STAMINA just like ME! whooo.
chris and yizhang louuuseeee only walked half of what we walked.lol
i feel like i know vivocity very well alrdy walk past each shop like at least 3-4 times la.
chris got stuck.
no kidding lol he couldn't go through.so cute.
~~fffffaaaaaaatttttt~~ (:
after much much persuasion from bennett (who just wanted to put his bag down stupid boy)
we finally went to toys r us.
and had, as you can see, quite alot of fun.
presenting, M6, our very own er. coolio long(?) haired boyband from S06M. just like F4 ain't there?standing there...trying to look as cool as they possibly can.
plus, trying to figure out how to use xiong's cam was very hard so they had to pose for me like 4 times or so.
heehee. i swear i did not do that on purpose the phone cam just wouldn't work for me!

and who can resist pink wizard hats.
i wanted the purple one but to match xiong...what to do.pink it is!
i think i look cool.

then after that really EXHAUSTING walk
(vivocity's f21 is HUGE i really really really really really wanted to go in but boys don't let me): say i go in will never come out I WANT SA;FJAH;DFJHASFDJ nehmind go myself another day i'm so broke ah die)
watched severance.
horror/humour show.go figure.
sharon slid off her seat in fright.
haha. then after that don't dare walk home.
but it was really quite funny what like how the guy got the knife shoved up his ass.
lol yeowch but hell, it was hilarious that part.
finished so late cabbed home yikes i cabbed home twice in 2 days i should not make this a habit.

today i spent erm.
eating, watching tv, watched swordfish i like that show alot halle berry's how hotttttt, surfing blog, read every section of the newspaper but duh obviously not everything i just opened every section and messed it up, eat summore.
dang there went my plans for filing everything from this year.
too bad next time.
then death note at night (AGAIN!WHY ALWAYS SO LATE one day i'm going to get kaobeied by my parents la)
was abit slow at getting the plot WHY sahf;sjfas;jdhsdfjhkas.
nvm it's not cos i'm noob or stupid or aiya.
got home i dunno whether my parents realised i went out.
hmm i hope they don't.
and so here i am typing out my boring life cos nothing funny happens.
actually got la but i'm very bad at expressing them telling people things in person more fun.

okay now i got to dig up a good apple crumble recipe cos apparently i'm a REALLY GOOD COOK and i need to bake one tmr.
ah die.
die die die die die die die.
i hope tmr'll be fun I'M SHAGGED i need sleep.
leave you guys with something that really really amused us at vivocity.

hahahahhahaha (Y)

2006-10-19T20:32:00.000+08:00

I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK UP AND RUNNING YAY!!!!!!
and i didn't lose anything!!!
and i have larger memory than ever so i can transfer ronald's 10+gb of songs into my song ooh i can't wait it's been transferring for damn long alrdy like few hours.
anway, what better way to celebrate than with a collage of my ugly friends(:

hi friends.
i like you all very much but you see these ugly pictures are just very very fond memories.
you got to understand that.
so all love peace hug okay? no wars.
and oh grace has 2 cos she put ugly links which are there forever.
to my other friends lucky i don't have your ugly pictures or i can't find.
aiya nvm la next time ya?=D
only 4 more days of school!COUNTDOWN!
and tmr pw teacher slack take halfday off (hope hope hope very high possibility she will)
SO END AT 11!
shiok.
okie time to do I&R.
i'm going to bring my camera to school soon so classmates time to wait for your collage.
heehee.

2006-10-18T15:26:00.000+08:00

hello hello hello i'm sitting at home at 3.20 typing a blog entry.
no my computer is still not up this is my sister's comp and it lags alot i don't like it alot.
and alot is spelt 2 words not one word remember that.
it's 3.20
record for reaching home early not counting exams.
nothing to do in school why liddat.
so here i am on the comp and watching las vegas.
gahhh.
let me try and recall my week.
yesterday i slept at 8.45.
okay 9 la actually i walked into my room at 8.45.
i was dreaming of germaine when i got a reply to my msg then my phone zzzz zzzz (vibrate not went to sleep) then i semi woke up and replied germaine die alrdy.got physics explosion.
sorry bad grammer but what to do i type like that.
oops sorry germaine kisskiss smooch smooch.
lol.
wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday monday tuesday wednesday.
wednesday thursday friday SATURDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY GO SCHOOL.
YUCKS.
open house only go to school so much for what?
open house.have to learn dance summore monday and tuesday quite er fun la hor.
friday open house alot of ri boyboys.
why?cos their new block open alrdy and they always hop hop hop over to use our canteen.
wahlao eh make the canteen queues so long.
bt nehmind i like cos i can see fatty and and caiyijun and chanwenjian oh wait i haven't seen caiyijun yet nvm got photo in my file HEHHEH.
open house very boring ANDREAW CHOW HOTTEST SWIMMER signed up for swimming leh.
how cool.
then after that go buy tote bag for guess who?BOY.
so gay.
then after that wade robson HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT DROOL DROOL DROOL I LIKEEE.
budden i was late and DAMN missed the front cos the stinkin esplanade no reception wahlao it sucks.
but nvm i still got to see him dance DID YOU JEALOUS OR NOT.
his wife so lucky):
anyway after that i cannot really remember.007bangahh!
ruth i wanto see photos ahaha go your house soon k.
saturday go school yucks.
sunday pee-daah-bbewww no puzzle fighter this time owells.
chinatown and secret don't tell you lookaround.
er last moment play before results mah.
must retail abit will someone sponsor me.
monday tuesday wednesday i LAZY ALRDY LAAAAAA.
type so much.
so nerve wrecking also.
classmates hello hello bello wello.
even though you all suck and hate my hair.
let down fringe say not nice.
clip up fringe also say kutupat hairstyle (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LOL)
wear hairband say got hair everywhere.
and yall say shave eeeeeee.
wait till 2 yrs later YOU SHAVE I LAUGH.
JUST YOU WAIT.
okay la very lazy liao sorry xiong i forgot you were a boy.
don't hate me yay bye see you tmr.

2006-10-10T20:40:00.000+08:00

hello everyone.
i know i'm abit (ABIT ONLY I DON'T CARE) outdated.
but not my fault my comp crashed right.
so i only have precious few minutes, MINUTES mind you, on my sister's computer.
also nothing to update.
i mean, everything's on everyone else's blog also.
my blog boring.
just go see ruth's lois's sheralyn's gerry's blogs etc etc ah up to you.
i miss my comp got ugly grace pictures inside but i think no more alrdy how to counter attack.
i sad.

i am proud to say weiren and i have successfully.uhm.yes successfully learnt the befrienders dance.
we be cool.
dance for you soon.
if you lucky.

and i am going to school tomorrow thursday and friday.
aren't i lucky.
anw er.letsee.monday school i woke up at 7 and got ready by 7.05.
i timed myself.good or good.you say leh.
then go to school and do what?
play taboo pictionary and charades.
for 2 hours. oh wait no. 3 plus hours almost 4.
school is how fun. 4 hours leh.
i must say shixiong(HI XIONG YOU READ MY BLOG RIGHT!BALD SPOT BALD SPOT) is the funniest bu bu bu bu bu BUUUUU!
okay inside joke you don't know one.
his word was period(for chem cleanse your mind please). guess what he did for charades.
then since the class all so dirty minded one got words like
backside attack
naked flame(many many naked flames for all 3 guess what people drew oolala)
bare minimum
periodic table
exposed dunnowhat etc etc.
BOYS.
today they bluff us chem lecture watch csi but noooo we watched CHEM IS FUN.
CSI and CIF sama sama la hor.
then uh.interesting lunch hour i made a new friend!
gave her sticker summore...
then pw dry run shit i suck i cannot present.
STUPID BOYS. why yall present till so good then i present normally and look like crap.
DO FOR ME.I COMMAND YOU.
k need to go revamp revamp my part i guess i should be doing it now but i lazy pee-dou-biiuuu.

aiya don't know what to blog about already la.
lost blogging touch.
i would blog about class chalet but since classmates (hinthint) are lazy people who don't want to upload their photos for me to kope.very hard for me to blog.
except i think ALL OF YOU ARE WEIRDOS WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING RISK AND SCRABBLE! even in school now!
okay sorry no u guys are not weirdos i like all of you alotalot.(with exceptions of course my love is limited) but why keep playing....all like to be intellectual is it.
uh then yala go out alot but I HATE HAZE.
that's it.
HAZE SUCKS.NOSE STUCK.GARGH.
okay tired already.
my sister's comp seems to only have pictures in the "you hate me cos your bf likes me" genre so i guess no nice pictures to share.
goodbye.

2006-09-23T20:46:00.000+08:00

ah we're well into the mugging period.
ONE MORE DAY TO PROMOS!
WHOOPEEEeeee.
and the scream dies down.
everyone has been going slightly mad i think.
there are the symptoms.
1. really lousy short term memory. the say smthng and 10s later realise you can't rmb what u said 10s ago.
2. laugh hysterically at everything and not being able to stop
3. unable to think logically
4. things take very long to register in your brain/for your brain to process
5. excessive naps in really uncomfortable positions (sheralyn's head got pins and needles??!!)
6. jumble up sentences
7. brain moves faster than you think so u speak very uhm.spasmly. like, u kinda skip parts of what u want to say so it's very fragmented ah that's the word.
8. everything seems funny
9. eyebags
10. dark eyerings.

okay i'm digressing the last 2 not symptoms of madness. just of ... lack of sleep or smthng.
i don't want promos to come i want more time to study who ask me start so late.
grah.
but then again it's coming so that means it's gonna end soon and HOORAY!
for a week then when results come in...
but that's a different story.

school has been pretty uninteresting lately.
well not really it has been interesting but there's so many things that we've done that are worth mentioning just that as i have mentioned above my memory isn't working too well.
so i can't remember what we've done.
and anyway i can't organise my thoughts logically so my brain really cannot process anything and thus i'm typing whatever's coming to my head and hence, cannot tell anyone what we've done in school.
well except for the mugging.
everyone's mugging.
we are no exception.
everyone can mug, it's just how effectively you mug. and that's saying alot.
gah my brain feels really oversaturated now a levels how!
ah think about that next year.

florida's natural's are sex.
wooooo i want somemore it's like sugar overload.

today at j8 whilst waiting for sheralyn to queue there were 2 really annoying kids opposite me.
they had bird whistles(you know those kind you blow then it'll make a chirping sound)
BOTH of them annoying small kids.
and they KEPT blowing the whistles really loudly.
and because they blew really loudly it doesn't sound like a nice chirp anymore but just a really shrill PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
and the STUPID girl just kept blowing her whistle and looking at ME trying to open her eyes AS WIDE AS POSSIBLE.
so annoying she think she very cute is it!blowing her whistle and getting drool all over it.
the boy was just disgusting he really sucked the whole whistle until his mouth covered the hole.
like, that's where the sound comes out you stupid little boy.
and their table had 2 pools of drool on it.
sick.

then there was this really ugh looking man with greasy hair in flip flops.
your typical uncle.
just that his shirt pocket had like, mould growing on one side.
i dunno it was just brown. just that big patch on his shirt pocket.
really disgusting.

and then there was another annoying boy in a pink cap who was...
okay i will just stop.
i conclude i was in a very...easily annoyed mood today.
but i don't like the lunch crowd at j8 so ugh.

sheralyn wants to read fhm cos the girl on the cover has very big b---- and she wants to see what's inside.
someone sponsor thanks.

mugging buddies 1 2 and 3(:
who can help but love them.yay

2006-09-19T22:48:00.000+08:00

ahaha chris is so funny.

val says:
SHOOT SHAG MARRY.
val says:
ENTIRE J1 COHORT
val says:
CHOOSE
val says:
lol.
chris says:
errr
chris says:
shag all then SHOOT ALL woo

2006-09-05T22:49:00.000+08:00

and i have just lost everything i have ever hoped for.

i'll pour my heart out this entry screw not being emo to the world.
thanks sheralyn for the kinder bueno!
that was really when i needed it the most.
if i had to go through this period of time alone i'll just have gone mad and my thoughts would've just consumed me.
i have never had so much effort just turn around and slap me in the face.
i honestly thought i would be good enough...so i poured my heart into it.
i tried my best and i'd never been so happy.
but i guess my best wasn't good enough to get him to just try to forget his past.
when the no came out...my heart just...piang.shattered.
i had to walk away.
it just disappoints me that after all i put in he won't even try for me.

anyway, thanks ame and lis for bringing pixie to and dove amicelli to cheer me up!!
today was just great pixie's just so adorableeeee(((:
i want to bring her for a walk again!
much love to both of you. you guys are da bombbbbbbbb.
even though i STILL won't go for singapore idol u know i still love you lis.
oh golly i'm so stuffed with chocolate now...and sweets
oh dear dear dear.
sheralyn u're my idol!(:
i dunno how u do it esp when u have to face it everyday.
today when he walked into the canteen it was like i got stabbed.

i feel like i'm baring my soul here oh geez.
k enough i'm probably inviting whatever but like, give me a break alrdy.

studying in school is cool!
there's the breeze. there's the people. there's the food.
and there's the studying people to make you study!
cos if you don't study and u see other people studying u'll be omggggg there're studying okay i cannot stop i have to continue!!!!
it's time to study study study mug mug mug promos are in 20 days!
yes yes scary huh.
20 days sound so much scarier than 3 weeks.
7 weeks ago we were all fretting about not having enough time.
how now brown cow?
i bet still haven't even started all properly right?
i know i haven't.
gg lo.

i'm glad i live in a wonderful world with wonderful people.
they say people change in jc.
if my friends have changed, i'll say they have changed to be the best friends in the world.

2006-09-03T11:58:00.000+08:00

introducing my wonderfriend(:
he cycled for 6hours and had some supertight sore ass and thighs but still came out at night for the movie marathon.
and guess what he didn't fall asleep either!
so for this entry, since i'm so nice (thankyou thankyou) i'll put pictures where he looks good even if i look like crap.

during some movie intermission.
and trying to look homiefied in ronald's jacket.not working though.
lol the emcee damn irritating kept making jokes that make u go.dots.
we watched monster house, devil wears prada and JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE OMGOMGOMG!
JOHN TUCKER IS HOT STUFFFFFFFFFF .
but he's hotter in desperate housewives oh but who cares haha happy girlll.
after the devil wears prada there was some "prada" giveaway thing where the emcee was like.
i have 5 prada goodies to give away whoever reaches me first will get them.
and some mad girl came screaming her way down.
and then there were people climbing over seats to get down.
and even a BOY.as the emcee said, "why does a boy need prada goods".
ANYWAY.they all kena jacked cos it was a DEVIL WEARS PRADA NOTEBOOK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
superduper funnnniieee.

ended at like, 5 or smthng liddat so hung around fountains...
okay wonderfriend looks like crap but owells we were just trying not to fall asleep!
so we decided to...
race up that!!
ahaha damn tiring la.and i lost even though i started first.
oopsydaisy but it woke us up for a while.
and "hey look!i'm a girl!"
hahahahahaha.
afterwhich we both fell asleep on the bus to go eat prata breakfast.
ah wells great night/morning.
it sure took my mind off...stuff that i didn't want to think about.
i think i'm so lucky to have the most awesome friends!(:

well then got home at round 7.30 after msging marcus to tell him i had a movie marathon went to die on my bed only to be woken up at 9 by marcus asking me to go down to upperbukittimah courts to go check some queue for him cos he wanted to buy smthgn.
i was FUMING MAD.i mean.hi...i just fell asleep.
so grouchily and grumpily i dragged my sorry ass down there (bloody...make me walk so far i hate my house)
to find.a friggin long queue so no point.cabbed home to die again on my bed.
solved things by afternoon.or so i thought.
slept till 6.
things went wrong again because everything is so weird now i just gave up it's just too draining i don't think i can even care anymore.
slept at 11 thinking since i slept so much i'll prob be able to wake up early to do work but guess i was wrong i woke up at 9 this morning lol.

i need to let go of things that make me unhappy even though they have made me happy before.
LET GO.

and that's about the most emo i'll get on my blog up to anyone to interpret.
(:
i love my wonderfriends.

2006-08-31T20:33:00.001+08:00

i'm scared.

that i'm about to lose everything i've ever hoped for.

2006-08-27T17:54:00.000+08:00

Your EQ is 147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

COOL.
i can so be aunt agony or smthng.
my sister keeps playing pass it on on the organ and piano at home it's getting on my nerves.

2006-08-26T20:11:00.000+08:00

wah suddenly there's like a profusion of emo posts.
LET'S ALL FOLLOW THE TREND!!
emoemoemoemoemoemoemoemoemoemoemo.
since there's nothing going on in life except trying to study for promos anyway.

okay maybe trying for me and really studying for other people.
i'm hopeless.
just the other day i tripped over my own feet.
pretend you didn't read that.

think i'll start staying back in school everyday(OKAY I KNOW THERE'S ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT LOL) to study with issac or smthng cos he stays till very late.
even though when he's 'studying' i sleep also cannot.
i study also cannot. actually can la but i study then he cannot study.
STUDY LA!
was in school till 8 on friday.
time passes very fast reading econs notes and maths notes.
i read maths notes on er...the factorial one and took so long to understand it so that i could do the tutorial.
only to realise there's no tutorial.
oh smart me waste so much time.
then since i didn't want to do chem i read econs notes.
for the very first time they didn't put me to sleep but it still took me very long until 8 oclock.
okay 7.30 la i took a about15mins nap.
and i spent quite alot of time inbetween talking to people and walking around to have a 'break'.

aiya my sister wants to trade phones back with me.
byebye big screen):
byebye soft keypad):
byebye cool camera):
byebye pretty themes):
byebye large memory):
shizzmahgeese i'm so attached to her phone now I DON'T WANNA GIVE IT BACK POUTTSSS.
but no amount of pouting and supermanning would melt her heart.

ah golly k i gotta go start work now i spent today reading memoirs of a geisha.
so shoot me i'm slow.

2006-08-19T19:21:00.000+08:00

i'm really proud of the sweet thang who folded that.
he might have stubby fingers and nonexistant nails, but look at how small those cranes are?
as long as the metal top part of my pen. the paper was like, 1.5cm length only.
and he only took a few minutes.
woah woah woah.
then i went to try!!! haha ohmigoodness i had FORGOTTEN how to fold a crane alrdy.
and and and the paper was so small i was relying solely on my nails la.
and it took me HELLLLL long to finish even with coaching.
and i couldn't even fold the head properly i messed one side up so i made it the backside.
pouts. (okay bimbotic mood here forgive me)
in the end the pro folded the head so it didn't look so bad ahhhh fine.
-looks demoralisedly at own long nails and thinks of clumsy episodes in life.
OWELLS.(:

pictures of the baking boys.
they wanted to be high tech instead of stirring in a bowl with a spoon.
then they realised they didn't know how to fix up the auto mixer thingamagig.

ronald looks gleefully at the blueberries.
(cunzhi stole QUITE A FEW I MIGHT ADD.)
and happily proceeds to put them in the drainer W/O washing.
so smart.
when i told them they had to wash the blueberries before they ALMOST dumped it into the mix they were like.huh.must wash for what.
DO YOU WANT PURPLE MUFFINS HUH HUH HUH.
mao's turned out purple..look like mould HAHAHAHAH.
too bad.

they finally got that thing moving.
they were uhm.trying to look pro i guess.
let's give them credit la hor.
they wouldn't let me touch it):
cos they said they wanted to do it all on their own.
them filling up the muffin cups.
fill till so happy haha.
and finally, i must add that when we finally ate the muffins, they were GOOD.
ms soh said so!
(maybe she compared to mao's mouldylooking forget to add milk muffins but NEHMIND)
kudos to the baking boys.
what an experience.
and of course, no visit to cunzhi's house is complete without some gaying.
i can't believe i have to be a witness to that everytime.

alright my day has been highly unproductive even though super super lot of things are due next week like.uhm.I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LIST cos the list in my todo list in my phone is hella long and i better skeedaddle my ass down to my table to get stuff done REAL SOON because i happily wasted my day away doing no idea what. i know i've eaten like 4 packets of mamee alrdy shit man my hair is going to drop away to nothingness but mamee so so not filling and nice to pop into your mouth. ahhhh.

okay just ranting. promos fever has hit(okay a long long time ago) and i really really want to start mugging just that suddenly HOW COME we're being hit with more work in school! aren't we supposed to be given a lighter work load so we can revise oman CMON. But then again, i really really really really really want to stay in j1...not saying i want to retain but like, j1 just whooooshed past. Like, yo, didn't i just have orientation and complain that it was so boring and and and doing a whole lot of other nonsense? okay abit extreme maybe if i compare to cts. DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE CTS WHY ARE WE HAVING PROMOS SO SOON. next year i'm going to say DIDN'T I JUST HAVE PROMOS WHY ARE THE A'S HERE ALRDY.

but then again, i'm really wondering what life will be like after a's. what will happen to me will i still be here will i be working what will i be like will everyone still be here and a whole load of other questions. it's like a OHMYGOLLY I'M GROWING UP SO FAST I'M GOING TO BE ADULT BE INDEPENDENT AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE LITTLE VALS SOON. it's so scary.

ah okay i'm just talking about my random thoughts again.
ohohoh chem focus on friday!
haha largest turn out EVER!
wahhh our teacher's quite funny she gave out chocolates even if we answer her questions like saying yes.
lol. pretty cool. but she kinda laughs at herself all the time then then class'll be all -.- what's wrong with her.
but with chocolates who really cares.
CHOCOLATE!

2006-08-15T21:06:00.000+08:00

i was totally loving national day week.
i know. abit lag.
but ya it was of the shiok.
ronald, cunzhi and i baked brownies and muffins on monday.
at like some freaking 10 oclock at night.
oh wait a minute it was, HI LET'S GO GET INGREDIENTS AT SOME FREAKING 10 OCLOCK AT NIGHT.
we are the best.
anw the marshmellows melted and it looked like shit but HELL IT TASTED AWESOME ronald and cunzhi are SOME COOKS.
(:
tues go out.
wed go out.
thurs also go out.
friday didn't feel like going school already AINT WE ALL LIKE THAT.
but being the angel i am obviously i went.
i like my pw teacher.
she let us off early for 'discussion in the canteen'
ain't that just the best.
like half an hour early we always make the class jealous:P
too bad.
sat go out again.
well actually not i went back to school actually....
why?STUDY LA THEN.
er.i bluff who.
but nvm la hor suspense is good.
sunday waste time go tuition no lois):
lois got hot date with physics w/o me what to do.
monday 2hour chem tutorial econs test gp test AH KILL ME.
then some weird dinner with some taiwanese old friends
DON'T ASK ME I DON'T RMB THEM my papa's old friends.
so they all so totally spoke in chinese and so i attempted to speak what minimal chinese i knew.
but at MOST times, not all mind u, i was kinda lost when they were conversing so like, uh, i just eat lo.
at one point in time i had no idea what the hell i was eating, just that it was some super delish dish.
didn't taste like any chicken nor anything the texture felt more like fish.
so anyway, the adults were discussing the dish and they were like dunnowhat ji wah hen hao chi dunno what dunno what.
then all of a sudden the girl went wah luckily i ate only abit.(in chinese of course i still understand chinese u know)
i got suspicious and asked my dad WHAT AM I EATING?
then he and the other adults went smthng wa (sounded like frog)
and i went OMG and threw down my chopsticks.
like, WDH I'M EATING FROGS W/O KNOWING I'M EATING FROGS OMGOMGOMG EWWWWWWWW.
and the entire table laughed at me.
like hi, thanks ah.
turns out it was some kinda baby chicken.
...
...
dots.
alright anw after tt wasn't feeling well so no sch for me today.
i watched see no evil.
DON'T WATCH IT it's seriously the most disturbing show ever like, HI RATE IT R50 OR SMTHNG.
anw i better be off to go bathe and uh.do some work.
cos like, promos are coming and when i went to the library it's not only j2s i see it's j1s i see as well seriously we need like a 6 story library to fill everyone who wants to go to the library cos now it's so packed and urgh it's not fun to study in.
is it only our library that's like that.
i think it is.
owell that's life.
ALL HAIL PROMOS.
WORSHIP YOUR TYS.

2006-08-12T22:07:00.000+08:00

AMELENE CHAN I LOVE YOU MIGHTY MUCH

THANKS FOR SCHIMMYING YOUR PRETTY ASS

DOWN TO THE POOL FOR ME SO

THAT I WOULDN'T BE ALONE AND

STAYING THERE UNDER THE HOT

HOT HOT SUN FOR SO LONG AND NOT

BEING A WHINY BITCH.

YOU'RE THE BEST! MUCH LOVE!<3333333

and i'm a happy girl today(:

2006-08-06T10:34:00.000+08:00

Aite an update on friday and saturday.
friday i was the ONLY ONE present for chem focus in my chem focus class.
my class GOOD.
so i went on a walk, or rather, a "look for my classmates" and talked to people till they went for their chem focus then i went back to class and still no one was there.
since the laokokkok teacher had no idea what to do i dragged out my chemfocus 6 till like 4 people came in after an hour.
OGL interview, shan't say much about it (wsx you.....i'm so gonna vandalise your ws even more now haha)
then went to hci with cunzhi and ronald for cunzhi to scout soccer players
my first time in hci!!!!
ronald gave us a tour while cunzhi scouted.
he knows like, EVERY teacher!!!!
can't say i like hci much though. way too big and way too cramped for my liking.
and omg they have courts for everything!!!
volleyball, tennis, basketball, streetsoccer, table tennis room yada yada.
makes me think of rg with it's 3 netball courts and 3 tennis courts only convertable to volleyball courts, soccer area, golf areas, hockey areas whatever we want to do.
HAHA.pretty funny come to think of it.
then cunzhi's house where we uh.photowhored.

and where some gay action took place.ewwwwwwww.

then we finally made it down for steamboat.
the class had obviously began.
found out that we're all cooking noobs and that people in class can eat prawns like mad and basically every other food too.
WHICH table ah ate from 7.20 to 9.20?
started before us and still eating after we finished??
HINTHINT.lol
i peeled prawns for people(:
and oil spurting isn't very fun haha BOYS SQUEAL.

Then on saturday met lis at suntec so she could paul twohill gaze.
OMG i felt like a doofus in a crowd, albeit very small crowd, of screaming girls.
cos while they scream i have folded arms and rolling eyes.
but EVEN if paul twohill is so ugly here's his pic for the people with bad taste like lis:P
and NO he does NOT have any semblance of muscles lis.

Presenting the birthday boy(:
he makes the world go round he taught me how to play drums(:
yay now caiyijun and i can play a total of 2 different beats.
heehee.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY(for the like, fourth time or smthng but WHO CARES HONESTLY) FATTY!!!

we be twitty peace loving nuts.

and finally, I NEVER KNEW A GAME OF LIFE COULD BE SO NOISY.
but these people SURE KNEW.
MUCH LOVE!

Life is Good<3

PS fats your house sucks no reception why the stupid singtel building so sneaky block off other operator's signals huh huh HUH. SNEAKY SINGTEL BUILDING.

2006-07-31T21:59:00.000+08:00

I HATE POTASSIUM MANGANATE.
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.
now my uniform is in a state of semi can't really be seen browness because of the attempts to dilute it with acid.
AND IT PROBABLY WON'T COME OFF.
this is the first time this entire year of working with potassium manganate that i have stained my uniform.
seems like many people in class stained their uniforms too.
and why did i stain my uniform?
cos the volumetric flask cover didn't fit properly.
and cos the burette clip wasn't working properly also.
resulting in KMnO4 everywhere.
LIFE IS GREAT.
to top it off, the great ronald ang decided to get back for the icekachang block of ice down his back on thurday and squirted distilled water down my back.
right after i finished trying to wash off the stains from the front of my blouse.
the result?a totally wet blouse!
HOORAH.
today raining summore so cold thanks ah.

then after school headed to the library to mug.
first question. spent AGES trying to figure out why my ans was wrong.
only to find out that i found the wrong thing there was actually one more step to find the other value.
AGES wasted.
next question.
spend AGES again trying to figure out why i had to ln a negative number.
which duh cannot be done.
then marcus came and tried to do it too.
then OH WOW WE HAVE THE SAME ANS!
and turns out.HEY WE'RE ACTUALLY CORRECT JUST HAVE TO MOD THE STUPID ANSWER COS THEY ASKED FOR THE MAGNITUDE.
AGES + AGES + AGES WASTED.
then moved on to the challenging questions.
simple question.
looked at the answer below and wondered WHY MY ANSWER WAS WRONG.
after at least 3 tries doing it, and asking at least 2 people.
i realised hey HEY I'M NOT WRONG.
i was just looking at the WRONG ANSWER!
hoorah for val.
today is just a bad day.
fullstop.
goodbye world.

2006-07-29T22:37:00.000+08:00

finally, we have a class photo(:
how apt, it was taken on valentine's day so we had props.lol.
WE BE THE CLASS O BOYS!!!

and oh, look what i found.
don't you just love your friends.
peace.

2006-07-24T00:26:00.001+08:00

How long does Sherwin Sim take to eat a chicken wing?
Pretty long apparently.

As you can see, he came walking back with the chicken wing in his mouth already. (unglam unglam lol), so you know he started eating before he even reached the table. Then he reaches the table and places his plastic bag on the table. Jeremy stops by for a chat. Sherwin is eating. Jeremy finishes chat and walks off and Sherwin is STILL eating! Edward walks off and Sherwin moves to another place and he is STILL eating! Now that IS a long time isn't it? Ah, chicken wing.

Bought bunny ears for the swim dinner. They were hot in demand in class too. This was willingly modelled by the way. Aren't they just the cutest.

Anyway, Rj girls waterpolo team played SA and AC on thursday and I'm proud to say we did it! Even though we had never trained together as a proper team (that day was the first!), and most of us had only gone for one or two training sessions max, and we so totally cannot tread water nor catch/throw the ball properly, we still did it! (: Though I must say SA girls are viscious. To the girl who tore my costume, #$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*(!!!!!! I liked that costume!!!! In 2 places some more. Too much! Lucky for us we wore 2 costumes if not we would probably be majorly exposed during the game. I think pulling of costumes should really not be allowed in a game because it is not a slowing down of opponent it's an obstruction. Like, if some girl grabs onto my costume 24/7 I would never be able to swim away for the entire game unless I smacked her in the face so that she let go. I counted 10 scratches on my body those $%^&*! girls. As Joanne said, it wasn't really like a polo match it was more of a WWF in the water. Lol. AC game was fun though(: Cleaner and just overall more friendly. Like, hi I'm gonna drown you gurgles splutters laugh. Okay that's bout it thanks to our grand total of 3 raffles supporters edward chengwei and boon. Lol. Hoowee you rock((:

On the way home the day before after friendly with ac sec 1s, I saw this! Wah this boy is seriously lazy la. Waiting for traffic light also must sit down and wait. And eat famous amous cookies some more! Buay tahan ah. But it's really funny.

Just some idiots training their ab power. Bed already la...but it kinda ended up as a tickling session because Cunzhi is absurdly scared of tickles so HAHA.

Come friday stayed back till 2 for chem retest which we ended up not taking cos DUH none of us studied cos she told us the day before. What a waste of time. Ended up going to the library (MY FIRST TIME SINCE SCHOOL REOPENED!) and i realised HEY I MISS IT. Wahaha. Will do my best to go to the library more often. It's conducive. All we need is some really smart person at the group of not so smart people to ask questions.

Sat was spent on Nacho Libre. Ooooh the tights and the buttflexing. Sexy! Haha! My first time at the new Cathay too. I like! Seats nice screen big. Though I thought the people queuing at the box office outside were kinda stupid cos it's hot and there's a long queue AND there's another box office upstairs which has next to no queue and is air-conditioned. Walk aimlessly down town and then chat over coffee. I realised I can talk nonsense for 3hours. Nubad huh. Then today woke up just in time for short breakfast before PW which was...quite a waste of time but nevermind it is a required waste of time. We are so good at wasting time. Then tuition waste time again because I was so totally not listening then AHHHH THERE'S SO MUCH WORK TO DO. I smoked my econs, am left with one page left of chemfocus chembonding (THE PAGE SAID TAKE 45MINS TO DO I DON'T WANT!) and maths tutorial which...aiya missed the lecture so not my fault I don't care. I also don't know what I'm doing here just felt like updating but looking back doesn't seem like much to update on.

Ahwells boring life is good.
Countdown 9 weeks to promos. Right?
Ohdearme.

2006-07-14T20:59:00.000+08:00

Just my luck and supper. Look! The bugger tried to be smart and chewed both ends of his straw up. Then he realised OH HEY I CAN'T DRINK MY SUGAR CANE JUICE! Nyeheheh. So stupid. But I'll let him off because he let me eat most of the stingray (cos of the chilli but we'll ignore that) (: Oh and he's also very proud of his new shoes which he really loves because they're checkered. Can't wear them to school cos he's scared they'll be dirty so take a good look here and tell him UGLY. Thanks lots owe you one.

See the slow sign? Wonder why one part has no edge? No, it's not cos the picture is faulty it's cos I'm standing there. If you look hard enough you might just spot me. Don't ask me why you can't see me I'm not THAT black I assure you. And that's just Ronald and my Ronaldinpictures face. But you can't see the similarity because he was being an idiot and we just look very ugly. Too bad. You suffer.

School nationals. Will not elaborate but I have some pictures. Floating swimmers? Cool aye. Don't you wish you could walk on water too? And lucas the resident stretchist(?) is doing a good job stretching for everyone. I mean, just look at that contented look on jerome's face. Smiling leh. Good job lucas.

My favourite people. Well not all but I'm lazy to upload.

Resident Jay Ong. Not.

And some uh. Hot bods? Or funny bods? You decide. Lol.
Didn't get any pictures at the dinner cos I was too busy running around but thanks all for coming(:

Then it's back to school. Aren't my strawberry shortcake magnetic bookmarks the cutest?But look what Ronald made them into? But I insist! They're still nice and very useful for making classmates look gay. Like, heh, Chris who didn't realise I clipped it on his pocket. If only he walked out of class with it. He'll then be approached by those people sitting together! They were even holding hands before this picture was snapped! Ah such love in the air.

Resident class cam whores. Say cheese! PW was SUCHA BORE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I FELL ASLEEP AND LOST MY COMPETITION WITH CHRIS NOT TO FALL ASLEEP DARN IT.
And that's just about 2 days since our competition started. Sucks. Anyway you can kinda tell it really is sucha bore. Look Xu Hui is playing with the computer cable?! Yes, my dear, it CAN be used as a belt. Haha. (:

Then this group. When I went over to play play snap a few shots...See the flurry of activity to shut down "illegal" programs?!!!! When i finally managed to get a shot of the screen, screen empty. Orhhor. Lol. But no la just kidding I THINK they were really doing their PW. Only my sad group of 3 members wasn't doing

Meet the art. And the artist. Who likes my strawberry shortcake magnetic clip(: He's going to make his first million in the next 2 years. His art is DE BRAVA. Sure make alot of money one. Just that he ran out of space on his masterpiece to sign his name. Anyway, MY friend and MY PW mate. Watch out for him!

Alright I'm feeling too lazy and PMSY to update already. Should be more than enough photos upload the rest another time. RAWRS. angst angst. Everything's so confusing I'm lagging so far behind in school already I can't take more of this. Please put my mind in order. Somebody. Please.

2006-07-05T21:14:00.000+08:00

i'm sorry to all those i dragged down with me.
it was truly unintentional, i lost my balance on the blocks (felt like the referee held for so long but guess it's just me), and stopped when i thought they'll put the flags down.
i apologise.

2006-07-03T13:57:00.000+08:00

the first night i actually stayed up to watch soccer, Brazil lost.
World Cup Over.

no more.

no more. forever.

T.T

2006-07-01T01:49:00.000+08:00

been looking at pictures taken by holgas.
I am IN LOVE.
I love how the pictures are so intense, how some of them are just attempt shots with no intention in mind, taken on the spur of the moment.
Just look at them, it makes me feel so peaceful.

this is a sparkler. don't you wish you could capture tangible memories like these? I would totally plaster my wall if i could.

intense right? the sky...

I really love this.

And these are just a few.
Some kind soul please get me a holga.
It's a toy camera, like, made of plastic and all. Under a hundred! hee.
Do you believe this ugly thing took those amazing! pictures?
man....

2006-06-30T00:54:00.001+08:00

ronald says:
eh
ronald says:
i wanted to tell u
ronald says:
last week
ronald says:
the uncle kick the ball so hard at my balls la
ronald says:
this week
ronald says:
i kick his twice!
ronald says:
haga
ronald says:
or rather
ronald says:
his friends
val says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
val says:
WDH?!!!
ronald says:
hahahha
ronald says:
fair wad
val says:
but u should kick him back what.
val says:
not kick his friends.
val says:
pain cannot transfer one leh.
ronald says:
haha
ronald says:
too bad la
ronald says:
he so far away
val says:
haha u damn kok la!

WHAT.THE.HELL.
hahahahahhahahahahha.
this is my good friend.
'nuff said.

2006-06-30T00:54:00.000+08:00

2006-06-29T21:16:00.000+08:00

ENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yippee.
now's is when the hol's TRULY begin.
HOLLLAAAAAA.

A note to anyone who speaks to me, do not speak the P word (feesiczz) and C words (Kormantezzz & Kemeestery). Use of these 3 words are strictly forbidden.

For now let's all go pop mentos into diet coke and have a coke light party!!!!

2006-06-25T23:25:00.000+08:00

mugging has driven me to reading Stomp. O.M.G someone STOP ME.
But you gotta agree with me it's friggin funny.

Here's an example.

Dear Dajie,
I'm in Secondary 4 now and I just finished my mid-year exams. I think I am ready for love. Do you think this is the right time for me to start dating?
… Anxious For A Girlfriend, 16

Anxious For A Girlfriend. AFAG.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Please don't tell me that's not funny.

And also, in an attempt to give myself a longer break from studying, during a bath I shampooed my hair, soaped my body, then scrubbed my body with a body scrubbed, then conditioned my hair, then scrubbed my face with facial scrub, then washed my face with face wash, then brushed my teeth, then even attempted gargling(spelling?) with listerine after. sheesh. Is there anything else one can do in the shower?

2006-06-24T21:07:00.000+08:00

cts
cts
cts
cts
cts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit la. I really don't understand why school has to give us commontests right after the hols end. Might as well make us study through this period right and have school. At least we'll be more motivated to study cos there's the SCHOOL spirit. Aiya, damn stressed. As Ruth says not even counted. Care for what. That's the spirit! Lol. But still damn stressed la. My heart's beating very fast now. I don't even know why. Maybe it's like, the excessive caffeine I've drunk today. Wah die la. It's like my heart's in overdrive or something. Haha later beat too fast then my brain has too much oxygen then some vessel bursts then oops too bad there goes Val yay no need to do cts no more. Okay that's pretty extreme but that was the first thing I thought of while typing so...

K time to mug. Only ONE day left to cram everything(well at least for econs screw the rest first I'll cram another time). diediediediediediediediediediediedie.

2006-06-22T00:45:00.000+08:00

Well let's see, our dear anon is probably just wanting some attention, so to satisfy her(I'm assuming here), I'm dedicating this post to her.

Dear anon,
I would appreciate it if you do not flame me. It's just portraying to the people who read my blog how insecure you are, so insecure that you have to resort to putting other people down to make yourself feel better. Maybe you get a kick out of it, in hopes that I will be affected. Oh dear me, I'm so breaking down in tears now, please oh please bring me a bucket so I can wring the hanky I use for my tears. (Save tissues save trees!Er, yea) And oh yes, for the record, I'm not unwanted. If you really want to know, then just ask me, but you might like to save what little (anon) face you have left because I think you have already sunk just that low. Also, spinster implies that I am old. I don't think I'm old, so unless you're like, in hmm.the negative age stage of your life, don't call me old. And fyi, there is no such word as distinguishingly. Apart from that, very commendable insulting english. Oh! I can't say I'm totally unaffected because I am just pissed off I would dearly love to growl and roll my eyes at you (well actually I would love to slap you, just that I am against violence).

Love love! Val.

Okay that few minutes was just a few minutes too long spent on ridiculous things.
Today we nub j1 girls had a friendly with the not so nub sec 1 ri boys! LOL. And guess what GASP OMG WE ACTUALLY WON! Haha (((((((((: Actually we probably wouldn't have won if it wasn't for Marcus and Stallone on our team woohoo TEN THUMBS UP FOR THEM! I don't really like the boys cos they yell wayyyyyy too much and because they kept pulling me even when the ball was SUPER FAR AWAY (in girl terms cos y'know we can't really throw that far) and that was mother annoying. Like, GRRRR STOP IT URGH!-RED HOT LASER GLARE. Was actually pretty fun though and and and I SCORED ONE GOAL!!!!!! WHOPPEEE. heehee. Okay nothing much to be proud of but that's still something considering I've only gone for one polo training session since the start of the year.

Then to school to mug. I wish someone had told me about mugging in school earlier. It's so...productive. And then there's all the super smart people around in the canteen so all you have to do when you don't know how to do a question is yell out HOW DO YOU XXXXX and you'll probably get a reply. Alternatively, just ask the person next to you in order not to be so AA. It's cool. Raywen is da bombzaaaa and so is uhm. I dunno how to spell his name so Lois's classmate he shall be.

Then at night jing/sherwin's fashion show. Whooptidoo. No bad at all there was hot stuff! I'm too tired to elaborate. And oh THANKS TEO BOON HAN FOR YOUR 'LOOK EXPENSIVE' 4.90RM CHOCOLATES FROM GENTING!!! lol. They're nice and addictive(: Alright, to end of, I LIKE SMILEY SNEAKERS(:

2006-06-20T20:43:00.000+08:00

i can't believe i like, spent the entire afternoon watching episodes of totally spies.
zomg.
the best part is, they're only 10min episodes with NO ENDING.
what is wrong with me.
ovellz i canv helpv myvelfv vit's avvictive.

and it really beats me why i'm feeling so sleepy nowadays.
it's like my eyes constantly want to close, but then when i try to sleep at night i can't fall asleep there's something seriously wrong.
maybe it's the coffee i drink at night.
it doesn't seem to work till i actually want to sleep THEN IT WORKS.
anyone have suggestions on what to do when you're sleepy to wake yourself up?
besides coffee that is, that just keeps me awake.
i need something to make me, uhm, perky.
ew.
desperate times call for desperate measures.

2006-06-17T18:35:00.000+08:00

I'm now officially a Nanny and an Alarm Clock.
Some bugger obviously treats his handphone like an alarm clock.

Okay, quick update on my hols. Gave up integrating for RV. Which was funnniieexxZZxx with all that boobieexxXxzzZZ. Ought to be censored for some people. Lol. But I still liked She's the Man better cos there're HOT HUNKS. Thursday I didn't go for training cos i was uhm. Tired. Aiya the theory behind that is the more you stay at home and do nothing the more tired you'll get. So I get very tired sometimes. Because I didn't go on thursday jiaolian called me lazy! Can you believe that! I went monday and tuesday (wednesday no training NOT COUNTED) and he call me lazy?! FINE. So on friday i wanted to prove him wrong and go twice. But after morning training and a pretty cool mugging session with a certain very hairy person. After which we wanted to uhm.try walk back to my house but after walking 2 busstops decided it was too far so sat down at the busstop and discussed waxing strips and OH THE PAIN OF IT FOR HAIRY(DISGUSTING EWWW) PEOPLE(: Okay that was quite a long sentence try saying it in one breathe. Haha. Then I went home to ZZZ and ZZZed through afternoon training. TOO BADZXXXZZZZ.

Then today when EVERY RETIREE was SUPPOSED TO GO FOR MORNING TRAINING, I dragged my poor tired body up (I told you I'm a very tired person) to go for training to watch a BREASTSTROKE VIDEO (seriously, you gotta be kidding me my breaststroke has been the same rate since like primary one or something) for like, an hour. Obviously I slept through that hour cos the gym has nice aircon and nice mat. The only drawback is that sleeping on your tummy is pretty uncomfortable and since I was right in front I had to at least pretend to be watching certain parts. To top it off, NONE of the retirees came cept for Sasha. Who got up early I might add. Those small girls are such slackers. The program was only 2k and they got up after the slow first half and didn't swim the faster 2nd half. PAH. Then to town to ACT TWITTIEXZXXXZZZZZ with Ame at COOLIOOXXZZXX neoprint machine which has like, cool and shiny backgrounds. I LIKE. like OhMyGah the neoprint machines now are like playgrounds I'm amazed. Okay I'm sounding like some total neoprint NUB but I really am! Never take neoprints in eons go count tree circles.

Andden andden secret-don't-tell-you shopping with mom. Then billy bombers with Ame where we ordered WAY to much to eat. They're root beers are 1 for 1 now like HOW COOL IS THAT so even though we already ordered the set we got 2 root beers anyway we're greedy TWITZZXXXX. So we had to finish all 3 drinks just to prove to the waitress that we could finish all 3 drinks cos she was so reluctant to let us order the 2 root beers STINGYPOOT. Okay fine we were just being childish.

And now I'm back home just refusing to mug even though I'm so far behind in everything. Bah. I haven't had so many topics to mug since like, sec 1 end years or something. NOT USED TO IT I DON'T LIKE. Alright, if you're my friend I'll show you my COOLIOXXZZ TWITTIEEZXXX NEOPRINTZZXXX which are totally shiny and cool. I'm in a twiiteexxzxxxzXXZxx mood. Argh slap me.

2006-06-13T00:21:00.000+08:00

Today, my sister asked me, "Jie, do you plan to get a boyfriend?"
I wondered why she asked me that, so I started speculating.
1. She herself intends to get a boyfriend, but afraid that my parents won't approve, therefore, I have to get one first so that she's justified to get one?
2. I must be a pretty sad case
3. Okay, I didn't speculate for THAT long....

And then I was thinking, can getting a boyfriend be planned? I'm realising I'm making boys sound like items here but oh whatever. If love can be planned, won't that make that aspect of life be so listless and dull like there's nothing to look forward to, nothing that can possibly be surprising and put that sparkle into your eyes.

I'm also thinking that the reason she asked me that is a combination of both my speculations. Lol. What to do? My sister leads a very exciting life full of suitors who pester her with IMs, SMSs and calls such that she can never leave her phone alone. I swear everytime i eat with her and her phone's on the table it never fails to vibrate at least once. Currently, she has like, 4 that she has told me of. 4 for this current period of time, not over her entire lifetime or something. !!!. How she does it especially when she's in an all girls school...small boys nowadays. Raging hormones? Your guess is as good as mine. Whereas in comparison, I can not check my phone for a full day, and if you check my message history, you'll say hi to my darlings Amerene Chan and Lisa-ann Chong. Oh, and mom too. Not that I'm complaining, yes, I'm THAT mature LOL. The day I actually bring home a member of the opposite sex will certainly be..hmmm...an eyeopener (and mouth-opener so she can tell me SO UGLY) as well as green light for her.

Today morning training was polo with the small kids! Not the midgets I was talking about in the last entry, but the primary 4 and above kids or something like that. Polo with flippers!!!! How fun is that? Everyone obviously got molested because we're talking little girls who do not care who they touch and where they touch and who are so rough they just drown people by pushing down their heads and ear-splitting screams. Caiyijun so poor thing. I mean, yea he's gay but he really didn't deserve today LOL. Moments after being released by Mel and Amanda(I think it was her, they were holding him to the lane ropes by grabbing his legs), the ball was passed to him and the moment his pinky whisked the surface of the ball, GIRLS ZOOMED in from 360degrees and he was such a total goner. Negative chances. What a lucky guy. hoho.

Then in the car, my dad told me he played polo for a year. But in that short time period, one teammate lost a ear-drum, and another lost a testicle. So he decided that for his safety, he should quit and go into swimming. The story behind the testicle was that it got kicked SO HARD it exploded or something to that extent. Polo boys you hear? Dangerous. Haha, I thought it was quite funny and I don't quite know whether to believe it or not.

2006-06-11T23:30:00.000+08:00

WORLD CUP FEVVVEEERRRRR!!!!
too bad i'm not into it.
Alright I think I want to try to type in proper sentences now with proper capitals because I realise I'm using "u" alot when i write for normal english stuffs. Which of course, is BAD. Ugh, the capitalising the I is really annoying me to no end. So recently, me and my ~~friend~~ EX-friend (because she won't friend me now because I insulted her beloved darling honeybun cupcake CHICKEN BACKSIDE HAIR torres) have been hanging around asking people to do surveys. One word: NEVER AGAIN. Okay, that's two but say it fast and it'll make one. But okay la, it's actually quite fun looking back. You really get to meet all sorts of people and I realised that the MOST common excuse people use to avoid doing these things are "I NEED GO TOILET!!!URGENT LA URGENT!"(then some funny/awkward hands in between legs or stand funnily crouching a little action) which is really quite funny! But annoying because in that time that they take to tell me that, and act like they really need to go pee-pee, I could've finished asking them all the questions! Oh vells.

2 embarrassing incidences.
Me: So how old are you?
Girl: (responds)
Me: How about your friend? How old is he?
The guy responds with a girl's voice.

Me, upon asking 2 doods who REALLY REALLY LOOKED MALAY. I mean, they were certainly darker than me, and even Sengkong for that matter!
Me: You're both Malay right?
2 very eeerrrrrrrrrrrr faces.
Me: Oh oh. Chinese? (in shock)But you're both so tan!!!!! (still in shock. And if you think about it, a very stupid thing to say considering MY skin colour is like that)
2: Haha, yeah, Chinese.
Me: Thinking oh shit DAMN and apologises profusely

Asking people to do these surveys have indeed taught me the concept of opportunity cost very well. What people want is to not buy anything useless/donate. The opp cost of that is a long survey. The opp cost of that, is a short survey. So as long as you do not ask people to buy/donate, they are usually more than willing to answer that very few questions you have but typing this is reminding me that I HAVE NOT started mugging for econs which is in TWO AHHHH TWO weeks time. And not mugged anything else for that matter ah i hate CTs WHY do they have to be after the June holidays ah screw it.

I can't remember which day it was where the little kiddies who stand at around my waist to boob height (and considering my height that isn't really tall) went to play water polo in the pool at training! They were so adorable I wanted to run up from our big pool and cannon into the small pool and play with them! I mean, the cap strings only reach my...hmm. My ribcage or something? But for them the cap strings reach all the way down to their trunks!!!! AHHHHHH HOW FRIGGIN' CUTE IS THAT! I bet now everyone thinks I'm a paedophile. Especially after that other incident where I was LOOKING AT THE MEDICINE BALL GET THROWN INTO THE POOL AND NOT AT THAT HOT BOD I SWEAR and Lis threw the medicine ball at me and because I was OBSERVING A DIFFERENT MEDICINE BALL I got hit smack in the stomach and got all the air puffed out of me, you know, like, OOOF!

I have just seen Sasha's loot from HK and I'm terribly jealous. SASHHAAAAA SHARRREEEE WITH MEEEEEEE. Dyamn I want to go to China and uhm. Learn how to speak in chenyus and yanyus coz that is just like, the coolest ain't it?! Shizzle nizzle. I want my momma to bring me shopping she keeps pretending not to hear when I go "maaaaaaa, let's go shopping". But she makes up for it with her funny story about a certain swimming pool, an ahsoh, and you know, just some flowers. Whether the flowers were on her swimsuit or not, ask, and I will tell it all.

This is a really long post. Guess typing in complete sentences and capping all my "I"s is getting to me. Ame I want a girlstalker too they're so funny with their rhymes! I'll write you a cooliozXXzxx rhyme one day too! Polo for morning training tomorrow can't wait I HOPE WE GET TO PLAY WITH THE SMALL KIDS. Yahoooo they be so easy to push under hohoho.

2006-06-06T23:12:00.001+08:00

i was bored.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ValKoh!

Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by ValKoh.(YIPPEE I CAN CAUSE A SERVERE POPULATION COMPRESSION!)
Americans discard enough ValKoh to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
ValKoh is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. (think what.i zebra ah.)
Until the 1960s, ValKoh was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
Red ValKoh at night, shepherd's delight. Red ValKoh at morning, shepherd's warning!
The most dangerous form of ValKoh is the bicycle. (cyclists...BEWARE.I RUN OVER THINGS)
Research indicates that ValKoh will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!(this shit is bananas, b.a.n.a.n.a.s!. lol. )
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in ValKoh!(my tears will be so salty they'll sting you. and i will probably be able to solely support singapore's salt intake if i become emo and cry 24/7, no?)
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but ValKoh can not.(u compare me to a chimpanZEE?! TOO MUCH. I HAVE THE INTELLECT TO RECOGNISE MYSELF EVEN ON SHINY SURFACES OKAY!and of course, in photos too)
If you break ValKoh, you will get seven years of bad luck.(so don't you dare, not my heart, not any part(: )

and just to take advantage of his abscence,
just to let you know, ronald HAS been working out.
i mean, he does seem to have a semblance of a chest/moobs now doesn't he?
(haha cheeseburger please don't kill me)

2006-06-06T01:16:00.000+08:00

i hate feeling emo.
i get so annoyed at the smallest things.
to top it off there's this annoying here-but-not-here sorethroat that refuses to go away and it just keeps making me want to clear my throat it's urgh.
and just now i wanted to drink packet milk and when i took the packet out of the fridge it had NO STRAW argh piss me off only so i stole a straw from another packet (i didn't take the other packet cos it was stuck inside the plastic SO THERE I'M NOT DUMB) maybe that'll piss someone else off ugh I HATE FEELING EMO.

this first week of hols have been so awesome that when i stay at home and have noone to talk to i get so friggin bored I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
the rents are back after some time in jakarta where my dad just got fat, my mom updated herself on small kiddy gossip and shopped and my sister just...go ask her yourself.

WHY ARE ALL THE SONGS ON THE RADIO TONIGHT SO EMO DAMN THEM.

urgh okay so what did i do the past week.
party (watched some gay action shhh secret don't tell you but i'm not twisted mind you), shop, train, worked, ate, slept, attempted to study, talked alot.
ah my life's pretty much screwed up from my point of view.
while gathering survey stuff on the GSS i met an italian.
he IS an italian and LOOKED like an italian and he's from CHINA mind you.
like, really, PURE MAOZEDONG ZHONG GUO REN.
when he told me he was from china i cracked up and ARE YOU SURE U'RE NOT FROM LIKE, ITALY OR SMTHNG (well people did have a tendency to go I'M FROM INDIA when i ask them whether they're singaporean SCREW THEM. they also have a tendency to go NO I'M INDIAN when i confirm they're chinese THIS IS RACISM OKAY SCREW YOU) and he was all NO I'M FROM CHINA!
so i asked him to say smthng in chinese to prove it and he totally went WO SHI ZHONG GUO REN.
NO SHIT!!!!!!!
that's so frigging cool i tell you.
i think my chinese sucks cos when i said WO YE HUI JIANG HUA YU he asked me whether i spoke chinese and where i was from.lol.
but who cares that's one cool italian who speaks chinese.

my newest heartthrob.
check, check, check him ouuuwwwtttt!
golleeshmollee CHANNING TATUM!even his NAME IS SHEXXYY
my deepest darkest secret is to be in an america highschool boy's locker room
eugene says it's exactly what it's portrayed to be like.
BRING ME THERE!

i hate it the radio's STILL playing emo songs.
like i said i HATE FEELING EMO it just brings out all the PMS in me.
STUPID SAI;GJASD;FJANSDJFLAKNSDF
FINE BE THAT WAY.

2006-05-23T15:33:00.000+08:00

i've eaten 2 bananas today.
i feel like a monkey.

and chocolate too.
if i were a dog i'll die.

and drank 4 cups of soyabean.
if i were lactose intolerant i'll be laosaing and no gpcommontest tmr!

but only read 6pages of my gp infopack.
i'm doomed.

2006-05-19T22:47:00.000+08:00

hmm i can't really think of much to update on.
mother's day.
jiajia really disappointed me.
but i will not elaborate.
just...dissappointment man.

davinci code yesterday.
i'm sorry to say it really didn't live up to any expectations at all.
lousy.i fell asleep at the front!
then the woman in front of me.
dunno how she sit.she flung her hair over the seat.
and it was how long it kept hitting my knees/calves.
so annoying.
then there was once i was tired of looking at the screen so i looked in front then she was kissing her boyfriend.
when i told tiff bout this she was like."no wonder nc16 show" haha so cute(:
but the back of the show was alright i guess.no spoilers here but they changed the storyline abit.

then went to shop for sweets for tiff cos her birthday so must make her happy.
then chelps and i walked past pepper lunch and we being noobs never eat there before then it smelt so delicious so we went in and ate!
really so noob dunno how to cook then dunno what sauce to add.
owells now NOT NOOB ALRDY.

then got home didn't feel like studying so never study for chem test.
overslept today so didn't go to school.
missed council invest aiya.
but went at 1 for chem test.(which half the class didn't take omggaahh)and surprised my class!haha they're so cute i really miss talking to them during weekends(:
which was such a disastor i didn't even bother trying hahahahaha.
i will ace commontest okay.
but i'm glad i don't have to worry about it over the weekend.
then went straight home after it ended.
watched mi2.did nothing.
so guess that's about my week?

on an interesting note.
here's what we did to ochi and adnaan.

lol.she still happy happy let us put and pose for a picture for us.
gotcha!
too bad we couldn't leave it on for longer jing why u take the cups off!!!!!
(:

whereas adnaan,
who fell for it too heh heh
threatened to throw the cups off(cos he claimed he will catch them again)
so everyone cleared the area around him.
like 5-10m radius nobody then take off all the bags on the table.
but,he's pro!!!!
just take a look.

and also, ronald was bored after school yesterday.
so, as usual(SO CHILDISH AIYO) he played with his food.
and made a really really REALLY sick looking concoction of food.
and dared willy to eat it.
the vid's here, for more details got to the class blog here and take a look at what went into the sick SICK mixture.

k that's all!
i need like motivation to absorb what i study.
and apply what i study shit i'm feeling really stupid nowadays.
alright byebye

2006-05-13T15:43:00.000+08:00

ronald kisses zijian cos cunzhi said he would drink 6 cups of ice lemon tea after that.
kissed twice cos cam was too slow to get anything.
ahaha.
GAY YUCKS.
anw only could survive 4 cups before puking...
i really wonder what it's like.

and thanks ame,lis whoever shared my present for that towel!!
AHHH YOU KNOW IT'S ALMOST AS TALL AS ME.
lols.
but CUTE I LOVE IT.
i'm like gonna bring it trng and wrap it 3 times around me.
or or or.
fram it up in my room or or or
hand it down like some tapestry!
YEAH!
<3

a rainy wednesday.

2006-04-27T20:23:00.000+08:00

wednesday it POURED when i WANTED TO GO HOME AND SLEEP.
since it was raining, ronald and chris decided to have some fun fun scissors paper stone!
chris....didn't know how to play.
well at least the version they were playing.
so he was (being pro) winning all the games and not smacking that stupid cheeseburger.
so i decided to take the liberty and whack for him BUT aiya!
i hit the wrong hand!!!
sorry chris!!!
anw they played till their hands were both red.lol.
cos they whacked so hard it's just PIACK!!!!!
mao photowhored in class.
the picture below is supposed to look biantaish. but which picture looks more biantai to u?
the one above or below?
haha damn ugly la what to do.
look at our chem outlines!!!!
total opposite of each other!
black white.
i thought black was really cool but HAHA i got A and he got Bbbbbbbb.(((:
and cunzhi finally got his long awaited birthday present.
yizhang so funky came up with the idea.
and with willy's cool photoshop skills, LOOK WHAT THEY DID!
(take a close look at what's inside the photoframe)

cunzhi definately wants to express his DEEP LOVE for the dood in his photoframe present.
i bet he went home and put it at the foot of his bed so that he can gaze at it as he drifts off into his oh so sweet dreams about skimpily clad men with muscles and flexing on the beach.
the one and only HUNK MUSCLE MAN IN CLASS!who of course, is cunzhi's one and only.
like, flex those WOWEEE big muscles for me , baby!!!
he thinks his eyes are damn nice.
so i noticed a really weird logic he had. when he takes pictures of his eye, he closes the other eye!
in hopes to make the other eye larger? like, the size on one side will be transfered to the other so that the other eye'll be bigger?
er.nope don't think so.tried and tested.eyes still small.

let's play: GUESS WHOSE EYES!

this eye looks really sad right..
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. figured out yet?
no?
in order there's ronald's, mine, cunzhi's and mao's.

and here are some..hmm.photos that we took when we were bored waiting for the rain to stop.
have fun guessing what they are.

this is the tongue thing.
u know those sorethroat adverts or smthng then the cartoon will AAAHHHHHH open mouth damn big and u see these drop like thing hanging at the back of the throat?
yeah that's what it is.
u have no idea how long chris AAAAAAAHHHHHEEEEDDDDDD cos the camera couldn't focus and take the picture.
haha
ahhhed till some weird strangled shriekahhhh came out.lol

now what does this look like?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
like seriously.
i have a feeling it's some part of a lip/tongue but it looks kinda sick.....

and some sicko took this.
like for real.
he stuck his fingers up someone elses.....

elbow.
heehee.

rainy wednesdays are actually quite interesting.
today was a rainy thursday.
but not as interesting cos i forgot to bring my cam.
AND MY FILE OMG FILE.
like EVERYTHING WAS INSIDE.
ahwells.
k pi need to do.
ahhhh bye.

faggits

2006-04-23T00:10:00.000+08:00

our very own gays in school.
awwwww honey awwww darling awwwww dear dear.they're so willing to share their love with the birthday boy.
honey come here kiss kiss muackz muackz~
don't they look so happy?all holding hands summore.
wah feed each other summore.
so romantic worXxXzZ~
and ronald gazes so adoringly at timon.( i think he really wants to kiss timon all the pictures his lips are puckered!)
so loving!
i'm so jealous nobody loves me ): lol. haha
okay enough gaying.
i stole timon's seat so he decided to sit on me.
wahbiang.so happy about it summore!
ah.suffocates and dies.
then not only timon.ronald also.
-.- wah damn light i think i can lift them with just my pinky.
somebody help me.
they're gaying on top of me can u just see where ronald's hand is?
tsktsk.ohmytian jiu ming ah.

ah well okay that's all from today's lunch.
cunzhi!
i know u like boys.
i hope u had fun today.
u with the never ending questions.
u with the i-always-cannot-answer questions
u with the i-really-dunno-u-ask-for-what questions
u with the basically-just-weird-questions
u and your really slow eating
u and your savouring everything u eat
u and your hairy legs
u and your "liang eyes(lol)"
u and your pro soccer
u and your run-damn-alot trngs
u and your always done hmwk
u and your chenxi (HAHAHAHA)
happy belated birthday ctrep!!!(:
i have to say this again, kuai gao zhang da. haha

2006-04-20T18:14:00.000+08:00

school's tough now.
there's so many things to do i don't even dare to list them down.
and so many i can't remember all of them at one go.
i can only remember them like OH i have to do this!then an instant later OH i have to do that too!
okay so sue me my memory's lousy.
ahhhh stressssssssss.
so what am i doing here?
trying to relieve my stress.
i have finally bothered to unplug my cables and put them into another socket so i can have my comp on my table.
having the comp on the bed/floor....not very conducive.

i think helen tan still hates me.
): i think i need to pull down the curtains on my windows in my room and give her.
then she'll have a damn funky outfit made!
cos my curtains are how bright and colourful and pretty.

booger today i was so broke.
I NEED ALL MY MONEY BACK FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT TICKETS.
i bought noodles and i was short of 20cents so paiseh!
was frantically emptying coins from my wallet.
shucks.but i paid the auntie back in the end haha.
now i have 80cents in my wallet.
plus a whole load of foreign currency don't ask me why.

library after school.
NOT CONDUCIVE OMGGGGAHHHHHSHOOBIDOOWAAAA.
it's like.stare at foolscap try to write something realise i can't write it ask chris ask ronald (disrupting their concentration hahaha) end up nobody can help.
...
i hate PI i hate it i hate it i hate it i'm like throwing a tantrum oh damn that's so kiddy STOP.
i want to sleep.

caffeine has no effect whatsoever on me at night.
i drink it at night i fall asleep as per normal WHY.
okay what i need is alot more time and a personal tutor so i can do my work.
i feel stupid.(at this point, classmates, SHUSH DON'T COMMENT)

hairgrabbing is dangerous.
i shouldn't learn boybullying techniques from my sister.

we have to study in the library.

see studious asif.
chris is deep in thought.deeeeeeep thoughttssss....
xiong doesn't want u to disturb him!!!!
let him study in peace!!!!!!
but see the class slacker.
go library and sleep only.wahlao...disappointment man.....lol

on a totally different note,

remember to eat your bananas before running 2.4.
instant energy you know.help u run faster.

chenxi

2006-04-12T20:48:00.000+08:00

chenxi- for those who do not know what he looks like.
188 190cm liddat.

potluck and polo

2006-04-12T20:17:00.000+08:00

i did this post for the class blog and i'm too lazy to do a new one, so i'll just rip it and add in some stuff(so i can be meaner but it's really too funny and hopefully this classmate of mine doesn't know my blog exists).so...
presenting the ahemcough work of art. proudly done by cunzhi, ronald and jingcong.
and which i obviously had no part in, besides sitting on the bed bemoaning my fate and the few desperate attempts to press the backspace key, of which my attempts at wrestling off the boys were futile indeed. so with no further delay, here it is.

val	hey darling..
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	hi
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	hows the outing
val	fineeee
val	how come u never comeee =((my classmates are such whiners..TSK)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i thought i told u that i had an earlier commitment
val	with whooooo (SEE?)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	a sec sch friend that i promised to meet him last wk but couldn't due to some crap things that poped up
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	he told me some interesting thing abt the sch after i left
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	wad did ur do?
val	dunno
val	im bored
val	entertain meeeeeeeeee (and again.BOYS.)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	haha i only have some irritating pics that im trying to process without my com hanging
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	some 15mb+ photos over 200 of them
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	needs to be optimized and converted to jpeg
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	and burn into cd
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	my com is dying....
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i have a really interesting pic of the pm but u wouldnt be interested
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	the way he smile is so suggestive in the pic
val	the way u smile to me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	??!!!
val	is also very suggestive (this seriously gives me the shudders!i mean..just look at the picture...)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	are u feeling alright?
val	;
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	r u drunk?
val	noO
val	im seriousss
val	;)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u sound abnormal
val	ronalsd (I ALMOST SUCCEEDED IN GETTING THE COMP AWAY!!!!)
	You have invited Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live. to start a Video Conversation. Please wait for a response or cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.
val	qand .i[(but): almost only.)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	??
val	always bully me
val	must protct me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	err... u should take a rest
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	don't over exert yourself
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	its not good for health
val	no i dunt need one i just need youuu..
val	speaking to u revitalizes me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	is this some kind of joke?
val	:$
val	pls dun embarass me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	if not u r starting to make me nervous
val	u take me as a joke though i speak from the bottom of my heart
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	err....
val	in sooth i noe not why i am feeling as such
val	but thou art jus irresistable to thee
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i dont understand wats the sudden change in your tone is for
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u used to sound more normal
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	r u troubled? (haha!so maths lecturer!raffles joke raffles joke)
val	im just trying to fit into your frequency
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	??
val	whats ur xssss axissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	what r u trying to say?
val	but anw i thought you wud understand how i feel...
val	bout youuuuuuu
val	the books one read shapes a person
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i thought u r just feeling bored?
val	i'v been readin a very nice book (they're implying my birthday gift.HAIYO HORNY SHITES.)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	really?
val	yes
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	wad kind of bk?
val	are u interested in it
val	/
val	?
val	it wud greatly enrich ur life
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	title?
val	u sure u want to noe
val	?
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	yes
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i want to noe wad bk made u act in this stange way(MAN he REALLY doesn't get it)
val	the photographer (so they made up a book. since he's a photographer.they wanted the SEXY photographer omggg yucks but upon my moans and YARRGGHHHSSSS they decidd against it)
val	by
val	rich .k. blake
val	its sooooo
val	indescribable
val	lets me see the sensitve side of photographrs
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	oh haha
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	everyone has their sensitive side not just photographers
val	but some iare especially alluring
val	why are u replying so slowly
val	sigh.. pls dunt ignore me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	wad do u want me to reply?
val	ur true feelingss..
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	wad abt my true feelings?
val	abt meee
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	btw that bk u said cant be found on the net leh (HAHA!HE ACTUALLY WENT TO SEARCH FOR IT OMGGGG)
val	what does it matter anywayyy
val	soO
val	abt me?
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	soo nothing
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i thought theres really such a bk
val	please dont evade the question
val	my heart yearns for an answer
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	my feeling has always been neutral
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i treat everyone as a normal friend
val	=(
val	how about germaine
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i never join an exclusive grp or take on a particular side
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i always remain as wad the swiss do (???!!!!!!HAHAHAH)
val	wad?
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	that is staying neutral and be friendly towards everyone
val	but anw tt;s wad i love about u
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	even those who may not like u
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	we can continue to be gd friends (since when were we good friends huh.anyhow assume.)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	just like wad im trying to be with everyone else
val	u broke my heartttt
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	im glad that u found me to be nice
val	when did i say that
val	i just said attractive
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	at least u don't dislike me can already
val	who dislikes u
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i guess no one should have any reason to be
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	but theres always some ppl who dont like u the moment they first see u
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	of course those r exceptions
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	btw i don't love anyone in class if thats wad u r trying to ask
val	no even
val	cunzhi!
val	i always catch u eyeing him with
val	lust
val	love
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	??
val	isit cos
val	u like
val	small sized humans (haha!using the word human makes him sound like some alien.rightright?
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i think u really need some rest
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	dont noe wad gone into u
val	im always lik tt.. why ddint u notice me??
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	im straight for your info
val	i mean arent im so likable?? cute smart..
val	pretty
val	not guyly(one day...i'm gonna get the guys for this..just they wait...)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i notice u as someone in class wad (wah. then i wonder what other people are. no one?)
val	but
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u r fine no one say u r not likeable
val	u always avoid eye contact with me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	??
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	did i?
val	ya
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i noe i appear quite sian in class most of the time coz i dont like the syllabus at all but has no choice
val	but whyyy
val	u seem so
val	smart
val	knowledgable
val	attractive.
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	frankly speaking im still not totally used to the enthusiasm level of the sch
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i may be knowledgable(MIGHTY EGO ALERT!!!) but im practical and would like to see some utility in the info that we r currently mugging hard at
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i don't plan to be scientist next time thats a dream most little(he very big meh?) boys have-to be a lawyer, a doctor etc but im more for business and profit maximising
val	hahaah
val	THATS WAD I LIKE!
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	more for the practical side of the econ
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	not the crap(if our lessons are crap..come rj for what..) lessons
val	i love economists!
val	especially those who like photography
val	u get what i mean;)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i join research just to appear still interesed in the academic
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	though im almost totally disinterested in the technical details
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	err.... u noe wad they call infatuation
val	yaaa
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	we tend to suddenly have crush someone due to some qualities of the person that we admire
val	i know wad u meannn
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	but these feelings sadly do not last
val	but its been three monthsss
val	trust me its not infatuation
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	and pursuing them mostly lead to lots of time being not well utilised
val	true love is being the best of friends (at this point, mao has a poem to tell chenxi!!)
val	being able to say and share anything
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i have similar experiences b4 as well and i guess u should as well so (someone confessed love for him before??!!)
val	while being sensitive to the others feelings
val	true love is built upon complet trust
val	complete by knowing that you can =never be deceitful or misleading
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	ya so we can remain as gd friends
val	cos
val	to do so
val	would forever cloud the relationship with doubt
val	true love is knowing
val	you rather be with this person(you)
val	than with any
val	other
val	and you feel a sense of emptiness
val	when you are apart
val	its when you think of future in terms of we'insteat of me
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	yes yes i share shared this feeling with someone else b4 and it wouldnt turn out to be anything lasting
val	true love is a commitment to working out the differencs that will always come about when two people become one
val	its knowing that life would bring pain and sorrow'
val	and blah blah'' (HAHA ronald gave up typing the poem too long.)
val	u know wad i mean
val	whos that person!
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i still like that person now but know that its fruitless to pursue the relationship(ayeayeaye who's the lucky girrrlllll)
val	who
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	we both agree that its some thing thats not going to last and will be too time consuming(how bout...maybe she just rejected him.easier right)
val	whowhowhowhooooooooooooo
val	whowhowhoooo
val	whooooooooo(he don't wanna tell us who!!i wonder why..hehheh)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u noe when u were younger, u had lots of sudden instances where u suddenly like someone on first sight then u went to pursue the relationship and somehow the ending is quite predictable and when u get older and probabaly more matured, u start to act otherwise... the start may be rather painful but slowly u'll get used to it
val	u seem like ur 35
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	its just that now is not the time that most ppl think of the best time to have a serious relationship
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	NOOO!
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	im just trying my best n i really mean my best to explain to u why its better not to take your feelings too seriously
val	ok i getit
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u should make more gd friends
val	i shall go to bed with a heavy heart...
val	chill dude
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	and enjoy your JC life since its going to be short
val	btw that girl who u hav a special relationship with is realli lucky
val	bb
	You have canceled your invitation to start a Video Conversation.
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	we din have any relationship
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	she was against it in the first place
val	BYE
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	btw i din mean to make u feel bad or anything(wah he really can't take the BYE hint leh...)
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	sry if i sounded a bit harsh
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	u shouldnt go to bed with a heavy heart coz theres really no reason for that
val	ya la ya la
val	byebye]
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	ok just dont take everything too serious. u will feel better tmr(still doesn't!)
val	jus b4 i sleep..
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	ya?
val	nvm
val	talk to u on tuesday
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	ok
Cħêņxï™ - It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live.	i thought u were not feeling well when u started on just now:S(and still doesn't!)

what with the continuation on tuesday.
kudos to everyon who acted and did not laugh.
i had a very hard time keeping a straight face.
especially when i told him it wasn't me on the computer it was just cunzhi who was using my account because he was too scared that chenxi would reject him if chenxi knew cunzhi was confessing his love.
and HAHA cunzhi u should be sent for counselling!
a few quotes:
"if this is a joke, you guys are really good actors"
"okay assuming this isn't a joke, bennett, if u were in my shoes, like really, what would you say to cunzhi?"
i think chenxi really believed you hoho.
okay i hope everyone has a good laugh.(:
i'll put pictures of the potluck up soon.

rj h20 polo lost to hcjc 5-4. argh the match was so frustrating.
and so sad.
HWARGGGHHH RONALDDDDDDD.GO PLANT BOMB IN HCJC CAMPUS.
BURN YOUR UNIFORM!
):
the hcjc poloers PULL TRUNKS rargh.then the rj poloers can't move for the ball.
damn cheat one la.
the mood after the match was totally gloomy. heartbreak.
singing the college anthem u could really feel how sad everyone was. tears.
but nvm let the loss be the propelling force to win next yr!
flksadjf;osid8vj dsjf;asjf i hope ALL THOSE UGLY BALDIES GET THEIR HEADS BITTEN BY LOTS AND LOTS OF MOSQUITOS SO THEY'LL SCRATCH AND SCRATCH AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL IMPROVE THEIR LOOKS.
raffles.

2006-04-02T15:55:00.000+08:00

i don't really know what to blog about these days.
seems like nothing much is happening.
the euphoria from birthday is over, the finally being 17 is settling in.
i'm old!
skcc was oolala.
stepping into skcc was just haha awesome i guess.
for sneak preview just go ruth's blog.
i like ps fighting game i have no idea what it's called cos all the girl fighters damn sexy inside.
like wahhh might as well not wear anything.
but i can't seem to get my fighters to do any combos): but who cares i can still win!
long legs sexy mamma! shake on that,bitch!
(:

nothing much's happened,
rj beat ac h20polo, drew hc, chenkai hero but i didn't go support sorry hero and team but nvm la alot of girls went to support what right.
after all it's topless boys in the water but since i see so much also sian so i don't support okay just kidding i will support soon hmm what else.
oh uni talk on friday i was so super fucken pissed.
ended at 12.30. did nothing till 4.
wanted to go for the h3 talk BUT nooooo.swimming meeting had to interfere with that even AFTER i told sara oon we HAD A H3 TALK.
wait there 20mins talk half an hour whoops there goes h3 talk.
and the meeting also so useless.
THEN.wait from 5 to 7(library close): ) till uni talk started(MOM MADE ME STAY BACK FOR THE ASJFDLJDSIO;JAS THING got scolded for just requesting she go and i go home what's wrong with that?!).oh whoops make that hodge's speech.
cos i went in late i went in upstairs then WHY THEY ON THE AIRCON TILL SO COLD and froze my way through his talk till interval then uni talk FINALLY.
and what did they do?
PROMOTE THEIR SCHOOLS.
omgaaaahhh.
i was in school for 14 hours JUST TO HEAR THEM PROMOTE THEIR SCHOOLS??!!
how enjoyable school life is in the school oh they have exchange programs u get to go overseas oh our class size is so small everyone is encouraged to speak up your confidence level increases
don't go overseas stay here since the facilities here are so much better we have flat screen computers overseas don't have don't waste money since all the lecturers are coming over to singapore anyway blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.
..........
okay yes i listened.
i didn't fall asleep till the nus prof started speaking cos i really couldn't take it alrdy haha.
no information whatsoever on the courses they offer.
USELESS TALK that i stayed in school till 9.30 for.
curses.
so what if they give me a pen and a damn ugly bag?
i was so pissed that i went straight to sleep to sleep of the pissidness(wtv u wanna call it ha) when i got home.
but i'm over that.

april fool's passed without anything happening.
no pranks whatsoever.
phew.
there's a chocolate shortage at home HELP.
haven't done anywork this weekend ohwell.
no mood.
okay i told myself that i'll do work at like, 2.
ha.
since then it's been desperate housewives and csi and painting toenails haha cos my mom was so cute.
she bought like esteelauder nailpolish online(she like mah)
then apparently the woman sent wrong colour like, 3 bottles of HOT RED.
then obviously we don't paint our nails red right.
so she had one bottle of white then she went to happily mixmixmix the HOT RED in the white bottle then she came out some weird pink colour which she painted her nails with.
now she says she needs to buy alot more white coloured nail polish.
...
lucky she gave me the nicer colours and not that weird pink haha.that one let her use.
oh please someone just motivate me to do my work.
my mind just keeps wandering to things that i don't really want to think about but somehow just keep harping on.
and little things piss me off alotalotalot.
AND IT'S NOT PMS COS...
okay nvm.haha.
i will be happy.
do work do work(((:

birthday

2006-03-26T23:47:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUTH!!!!!
YAY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
thanks everyone for being a sport and wearing the party hats (even i know some of u DIDN'T WEAR!!!)i still think it's cute(:
i think many wore hats the right way,
or the wrong/weird u decide. (guess who heh)
or the stylish;)
look even punky's wearing a hat!
so adorable punk can't see just look at the amnt of hair covering punk's eyes!!!!!
thanks chefs.
owe you guys one.
sk cook whole night very hot very sweaty and hungry.
thanks.
(and look i'm tall!)
and chef 2 who REFUSED TO SMILE at the cam when i'm in the picture.
so i -.- along with him.

i love ruth!!!!
she eat chicken wing very long...
and WHY are we shorter than 0.9m+chicken wing...
boys are.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
we are powerfulllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muscles PWN YOURS.my favouritest gal pals in the entire universe thanks loads for everything!!!!!!

even though we MAY be a lil stupid at times...haha
but who cares!!!<3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/570/195/1600/efb52054.jpg">the girls. thanks sharon ruth grace ochi wanling chelps sheralyn yijing gerry steph tara sophie yanfen ruth tan for coming.
i hope i didn't miss anyone out. erps.
but if i did don't feel bad!cos my memory is very bad.

well erm.the boys are not quite the photowhores so erm. A FEW OF THEM LA.
thanks to all of them for coming. chenkai sengkong yihong barney alvin ben danny russ zhanyuen weiren loon(:
esp the chefs.
the sweetest gift i've gotten.
from my youngest sister(:
it's just a notebook but AWWWWWW it's DAMN SWEET I LOVE IT TO BITS IT MAKES MY HEART MELT(:
thanks min<3
thanks people who stayed up just to wish me happy birthday at 12mn.
u made my day!!!
and today was just awesome.
woke up at 6.45 thinking it was 5.45.
then my maid was like, "huh u're going to school?"
then i was puzzled and asked "yeah why?now 5.45 only what."
then she was all shocked and "Noooooo now almost 7 alrdy!!"
wah shock of my life man.
so i woke my daddy up and he fetched me to school(:
thanks everyone who wished me happy birthday (again or not again) and that person whom i don't even know.
haha
classes were alright.
i survived ECONS!!!!
thanks god.
my class started singing happy birthday at the start of econs lecture OHMYGAWWWDDDDD so embarrassing but luckily they kinda died out halfway.
mao mao's hamster maomao is the absolute cutest thing i've ever seen!!!!
ahhh i want to bring it home.
then after school my class (i hope they don't read my blog but they're the best anw) sang birthdaysong again and gave me a book...
"The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex"
oh my gawwwwwdddddddddd.
wah they damn kinky man!!!
i haven't dared to read it yet.
but friends have been reading exerpts out loud.
this book "teaches women how to express their natural impulses with dignity and panache. Bad girls know no shame. Bad girls are comfortable in their bodies. Bad girls always feel gorgeous and desirable!"
errrrpps!
headings in the book include:
mouthing off for good reason you can touch me there a peak experience slow hand slippery when wet
my classmates good.
very good.
if my parents see the book....huah.
haha
but thanks for the card and books classmates(:
maybe if i eventually read the book, i'll give yall summary or day by day erm. information.

island creamery.
they have the best mud pies i've had.
YAHOOOOO.
i want to go skcc soon.
okay sk?
DON'T STEAL MY PEN CUSTOMERS.
can alrdy(:
k i'm a happy girl today(:
byebye

2006-03-18T12:42:00.000+08:00

it's been quite a busy week.
romp was totally packed.
the queue to get in was zomg insanity.
inside was pretty much mad as well.
individual space was too little for my liking.
many people i never expected to see,
but it was rad to have everyone there.
saw a couple of my pri school classmates too!(:

well the preparty was amusing.
what with going to tangs to get lois made up(:
haha. we should all go do it sometime soon!

i realised smthng when arranging how to get down to romp.
i feel like i'm losing my friends to...well just about everything. school, sports, cca, boys etc etc etc.
sharonlam i miss u to bits it's been forever since i've seen you!
life seems hell lot more complicated now, compared to last year.
i actually even miss having a classroom to go to every morning, a classroom to stay in and go back to.
a classroom seems to give a sense of belonging...a place to go back to as a class.
in many ways i'm torn.
i don't know how to split my time among my classmates and my friends equally.
seems like the end result is being close to neither side.
i asked a friend last night whether i've changed.
the answer was yes i have. how i'm always moody and easily irritated.
that's not the way i want to be.
i want to be happy, carefree and laughing.
but i don't see how i can genuinely be that way when i have that void constantly nagging at the back of my mind.
nostalgia is stripping me bare.
it's totally tugging those emotional heartstrings and working those lacrimal ducts.
time to work on those defences again.
friends please don't change too much.

on the brighter side of i'mbeingemotionalwhywon'tistopitit'skindaannoyingeventome and arrghholidaysareendingreallllsoon,
i spent more time sleeping on friday than any other day this year(:
and class bbq tonight!
hope the turnout will be good!
now time to hit the books that i've ignored for ages or fell asleep doing.
seeyall!

fundraising

2006-03-15T01:33:00.000+08:00

okay so monday was spent fundraising.
carrying boxes wider than we were,

(see proof!!!!!)
and wearing weird tanktops/shirts with erm.zip ups instead of buttons.
and selling pens which i feel is REALLY an extortion at 10bucks a pen.
i only sold like, 10, and that was cos one really nice woman bought 4 pens from me.
i ABHORE asking for donations.
and those couples where the nice male party wants to decide and alrdy has his hand in his pocket then the girl goes NO and he smiles helplessly and walks away with the DLKAJFD;SIJAPHODFUVND FEMALE.

people who make my day are people who come up to me and just donate like that.
i've decided when i grow up i'll donate to everyone of these people.
ESPECIALLY if they're carrying HUGEASS boxes like we were.
there was one woman.
she went "but i just donated to you the other day!!!!"
me "huh?! but i haven't done fundraising till today..."
she went "but i'm very sure i donated to YOU!"
i try to explain that i definitely have NEVER carried that hugeass box till that day.
she insisted "but i'm very sure it's you!i recognise your braces!"
i go errrrr.
she continues "and that box!!! it's the same!!!!"
i go "erm...it definitely was someone else mam..."
she goes "well anyway i've already donated"

aiya...don't want to donate then say la.
don't need to insist so hard and waste my time in the process right.
(and i still had to say thank you mam after that.gah.)
it's not like i'm asking for 10dollars to buy that pen just a few coins will be gladly appreciated.
some people.

some working guy donated to me and said "love your braces!"
haha so cute.
then some woman bought a pen and told me "u're doing a great job!"
it's people like these that make carrying that hugeass box and getting rejected countless times so much easier to bear.

today went out with my mom sisters and their friends for lunch.
i love marche food (:
then after that we went to this accessory wholesale place.
i was in seventh heaven!so exciting!
i wanted to buy like, all those earring parts to make my own earrings and all...
until i saw....REALLY NICE READY MADE EARRINGS!!
haha!
spreeeeeeeeeee.
okay la not really.
but now i understand how all those fareast shops manage to sell so cheaply.
cos wholesale prices are really....WAHOOOOOOoooo.
anyhow.
got the earring backing stuff to make the miniature foodstuff earrings!
(:
they're really cute they look pretty real.i think maybe some heheh naive person can be tricked into really eating them.
burnt myself with the gluegun though.
BOTH THUMBS.damn pain.bah.
but anw.u guys.show u the earrings real soon try to think of some way to sell them okay?
like, out of school or smthng.

to the 2 that i've been trying to help.
i'm really sorry i messed things up ):
i know saying i had good intentions doesn't help but for what it's worth,
i'm sorry.
i need to know who my friends are.
someone quick save me from this never ending pit of fear and despair and confusion.please.

just some pictures

2006-03-10T21:17:00.000+08:00

sheralyn and lois are mg girls!
sho cute worxZxxZzz~~~~~
my classmate's ezlink...check out his face...
it's blankoed off...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
no prizes for guessing what he looks like.
give u a clue.
his hand's are larger than both mine and germaine's feet.
which gives u a clue about his height....
so scary la !where got hand bigger than feet one...
proof that my classmates are photowhore material.
this is in multishot.
this is the first picture, see they're not aware a camera is present.

oh HEY THERE'S A CAMERA TAKING ME!

quick pose!!!!!
haha okay that's just mao.photoBOOBwhore.
teehee.

our physics department damn coolio man.
they have their very own PHYSICS tshirts la!
like some sport like that.
it's cooler than my swim shirt la.
that just says raffles lor.

huanglu sleeps anytime anywhere.
after his land yacht raced he promptly went out and took a nap.
on a tiny table.
hahahaha.
twins?
some people think so.
sorry mao too bad timon's eyes bigger than yours.
you lose.

look like convict right.
hai my classmates ah....all prisoner material.
hahahaha go army they die.
look even more convict-like.
heh .
shixiong has the coolest shoes.
the sole has holes one!!!!
see i can use as pen holder during lecture.
that's why i like to sit next to him.
cos my pens will never fall on the floor just put in his shoes can alrdy!

new cap.
is apparently very amusing.
"look no eyes!oh wait u never had eyes in the first place!"
oh btw i look good in that visor okay.

i have a gun!
surrender the cap or face my wrath!
told u mao had no eyes.
doesn't he look good in an afro hahahahaha.

and last but not least, presenting the class cheekopek.
look like right.
hahahahahahahah.
he don't let me take full length photo):
keep walking towards me.
but nvm good enough hahaha.

today i saw leewei in PURPLE TRUNKS AND PURPLE HADLEY TSHIRT AND SWIMMING EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-10T21:06:00.000+08:00

o2.
i enjoyed the first day.
2nd day batchgive.
i will relate it to going to fight a war.
we started with 17 in school.
left school with 16.
came back to school with about 8.
finished with 3 or 4.
really like fighting multiple wars.
our numbers just kept getting less.
memorial service was during lunch.
well okay, not memorial service. but it was equally silent.

my grp actually went INTO a house.
an achievement that no other grp in my og had.
and we only stayed 5 minutes.
which wasn't really our fault cos none of us could speak malay and there was only 1 girl in the family who understood short slow english.
another grp was invited into the house and they rejected it.
i'm like.no comment.
the toapayoh people danced with the old folks!
i dunno but they seem to have the better deal at least they could interact my day felt so wasted.

to top it off, the ogl shirts smelled like onions!!!
omgggg right.
haha

but nvm after that dinner at cartel.
twas so funny laughed alot talked alot of shit till 8.45.
then i was like.i need to go home!tmr got school!
and chelps went.OH NO I FORGOT TMR GOT SCHOOL!
she's so funny haha.
that dinner made my day so much better cos i really felt like such a shit ogl who failed to keep my og together.

then today i woke up with no voice kinda raw tongue and insidelips.
must have talked too much shit ytd cos noone was talking. i was attempting to talk to people so i commented on weird/random stuff that i had no idea about which resulted in people laughing at me (HINT:xuehao choonwing STOP LAUGHING AT ME cos i don't speak chinese as well as u do.BAH) then also cos we sat for 4 hours at cartel doing nonsense.
so those STUPID HOOKS in my mouth cut my tongue and brace rubbed on my insidelips (well ok insidelips sounds wrong it sounds like i have a lip inside my lips. but it just means where your teeth touch your lips inside your mouth i don't know what to call it).
then only today morning i noticed it's so owwww pain.
so didn't go to school i only woke up when school ended at 1.
haha.
felt good(:

my sister is the best.
barely 3 months in rg and she's already gotten sent to prama.
the most i got was dc at the END of sec one.

owell.what to do.
today.rg invitational.
blearghs swim so slow i hate it.
but we got a towel haha
i <3 fats wj and everyone!
wear my pink costume yo!
heh heh.

2006-03-09T21:33:00.000+08:00

2006-02-26T14:43:00.000+08:00

there are 2 new additions to my class!!!!
and they're girls!!!
ohmytian GIRLS!!!
they're quite nice one's thai i can't rmb how to spell her name it's like, patchara or smthng like that and the other one's sarah.

~~class~~half class watched final destination 3 on thursday.
thursdays have kinda become our class outing days because we end at 12 and there're 12.25 shows!
cool huh.
but anw SOMEHOW whilst walking into the cinema i got seperated from the girls and they all sat in the row in front?
ALWAYS like that one i don't like.
then i didn't want to sit alone by the side (scary okay) so i made shixiong go in first.
so erps.comforting right being surrounded by boys?
HAHA.
fd3 is damn traumatising.
i don't know why but fd1 didn't scare me, but fd3 really scared me.
especially the way the first 2 girls died i'm certainly NEVER EVER going to a tanning salon to get a tan.
not like i need a tan BUT.
if i ever needed one i'll do it butt naked on a beach rather than at a tanning salon.
it's just horribly gruesome everytime i think about it.
the rest of the show was just very happy tree friends.
and i'll be as suay as to cover my eyes whimpering for 5odd minutes where there'll be an anti-climax then when i finally think it's safe to uncover my eyes and look BANG THE GUY DIES.

what was so unnerving was that this show got me thinking about how fragile life actually is.
we have absolutely no idea what other forces are able to control us.
whether there are such things as God, Death, heaven, hell, life after death etc.
the idea that a force called Death exists and is able to play with us with such brutality and anger is indeed scary.
the fact that we never know when we might go is also scary.
the idea that we can be PLAYED with, being given false hope but ultimately die in the end is the scariest.
i certainly hope forces like that don't exist because like fd3 says, fear only arises from the feeling that we're not in control, which i thought was very true.

okay enough on what i've been trying not to think about since thursday.
on friday, i was convinced to sign this!

maybe i should frame it up so i'll rmb it...
but then...crumpled alrdy.
too bad.
sex ed class are a joke.
xiong was ginny or smthng which was who i was at first.(who ask him so gh3y)
and i was steve(i'm manly mah).
and we were part of a very big group of people who all had sex with each other.
but heyheyHEY we were clean no diseases!
say YAY.
then xiong and i had a shoelace pulling fight.
i lost): cos i fell for the "hey look over there!-tugs shoelace" trick.
DYAMN TRICKSTER.

yesterday went to celebrate my sister's birthday.
i got lost on the bus and ended up at bukit panjang instead of bukit batok.
BAH.
stupid bus.
then it was my first time on a LRT!!!
never take before.
my sister had no cake):
which reminds me, i can go tell my mom that today then we'll have cake to eat!
yes!
okay i'll go now.
screw not trng for 2 weeks AHHH.shit
k byebye

orama

2006-02-20T23:01:00.000+08:00

the only fun part of fun-o-rama was when it started to pour.
storm.
rain alot.
cats and dogs.
very very heavy.
ah u get the idea.
so hmm. ruth lois tamara grace steph weiren loon kahwei daniel shouyee and me all ran from acj to the BUSSTOP. (WHO'S SMART IDEA HUH ADMIT)
in the POURING RAIN.
many slippers were left behind. well obviously we went back to get them la but it's quite funny to run past slippers and go "eh that slipper looks quite familiar"
the rain so heavy.
few steps out we were totally drenched alrdy.
by the time we reached the bus stop, it's so i need to wring my shirt it's quite heavy.and so are my jeans.
haha funny funny then we got on the wrong bus or rather we anyhow got onto the first bus. once again, WHO'S SO SMART.
then ended up at clementi and cabbed to lucky plaza where in the cab onwards lois was kinda...trying to get "hooked"
HA.ha.lois so bull.
then so wet so cold so got new pink top.
then everyone thought HEY COOL TOP so lois and tamara went to get the same tops and since shouyee was there and we found a nice pink shirt for him as well so we were the PINK PEOPLE!
ohboy so cool right.
like some pink army.
alot of people stared at us though so AA i don't like.but not like i noticed anw.
then so lousy at pool and hungry so dinner at pizza hut where we formed 2 families.(:
then i went home (quite late by my standards) but my parents didn't say anything.
damn should have stayed out later.
owells.

i had no computer the whole weekend i realised i waste more time when i don't have a computer than when i do have one.
i just kinda...wander around the house.
then on tv off tv open fridge close fridge sit on bed get off bed.
bu zhi dao.
it's quite sad.
need to buck up!

oya talenttime.
missed like first half la!
tmd stupid ogl meeting.why postponed till 5 when talenttime starts!!!
then cannot see jing.
BAH HUMBUG.
but lucky see absolut perform.
so (:
lenny so pro.
details go see graces blog i lazy to kope pictures.
i can't believe they didn't win.
judges damn bias la.
just cos they're j2s...
it's called TALENTtime for a reason...
but i won't say anymore later one day i get cornered in school then emerge with black eye or have to hobble out then that'll be quite sad.

oyes i spent my valentines day with lisa ame sasha joanna(?) tara and haha barney(well awhile la that purple paedophile but so nice treat me orange julius(: )
happy birthday lisa.
abit late to say here but owells.
i really really love u to bits even though u're so fussy and have totally opp tastes from me and ame.
which reminds me...LIS YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME MY COOKIES!!!!
and TIMON MY CONTAINER U EAT TILL NO MORE ALRDY AND KOPE MY CONTAINER TOO MUCH MAN.
ogay i think that's it i need to get back to drawing physics land yacht too much distraction argh fudgecake.

2006-02-13T21:29:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON SUAY!!!!!!

sorry we're slightly useless friends.
but nvm la hor(:
love you.
i'll uhm. date u tmr or smthng. HAHAHAHA.
let's have bachelorette party.

C-C-C-Cinnamon lips and candy kisses, on my tongue. Fun!
B-B-B-Buttery eyes, if only cries could come from those eyes. Oh!
Have you landed yet and, if so, would you let me know?
I'm tired of looking up into those starry eyes.
Does it rain where you are? Does it snow?
And, if so, remind me not to go there, the weather affects my knee.

2006-02-11T19:15:00.000+08:00

last night was great!
totally rad.
thanks jo!

i have never talked so much nonsense and for so long in my entire life.
it was just blabber yabber blabber yabber oh will u stop laughing at my nonsense oh shut up.
haha.
but no photos):
accidentally deleted):
all ochi's act cute/other people doing ochi's act cute and everything else):
owell too bad nvm there will be other chances to take ochi doing that right.
better be.
and thanks sheralyn for mammaing me i dunno what i'll do w/o u thanks for mopping my face i vaguely rmb u doing that haha very funny i <3 u alot.
sorry if i kinda pissed u off by not telling u whether i wanted to go off with u or not sorry sorry sorry!
people please please please don't laugh at me on monday please.erps.
i know!
yall will ALL be BUSY MUGGING FOR BIO NO TIME.
(:

2006-02-08T20:36:00.000+08:00

i think i'm becoming a big time klutz.
today during maths lecture.
i knocked my pencil box off the table resulting in all my stationary spilling over the floor and onto the step below. (actually it MUST be russellong that knocked it off lor i can't believe it's me or it's like his influence or smthng cos after that yanfen's pencil box also got knocked down)
THEN.
while flipping my bag open my phone flew out and landed on the floor.
battery and cover came out my phone is so dying.
after my phone flew out, yanfen dropped something else as well.
i tell u it's russellong's influence or jinxing or smthng.
cos it's so totally not our faults.and it's not funny u faggit.
then while taking pictures in the canteen i lost my balance and nearly fell down had to pull the canteen table ohcripes.
at pandora's box i tripped over a non-existant step.
NOW i just broke my cup.
on my faux wood floor which is kinda soft if u feel it.
wahlao.
i think it's not because i got off the wrong side of bed.my bed only got one side to get out from the other side against the wall mah.
i think it's cos last night i slept with my legs at the place my head usually is.
my aircon leaking mah.
later my head wet.
STILL LEAKING PISS ME OFF.
so maybe that 's why today like that.
but how still leaking i don't want klutziness tmr.
i know i'll sleep perpendicular to the way i usually sleep.
only uh.my legs will stick out.aiya nvm la.

today i noticed something very peculiar.
or rather, striking.
christopher, my classmate. he's damn big!!
like.if i walk behind him i think u cannot see me that kind.
i put my heavy heavy file on his bag (his bag got open slot can anyhow put things) he don't even notice the extra weight.
he's nice.big big one.not the fat kind of big but just tall and zhuang.
anw. his handwriting is super small!!!!
it's damn weird!!
u see big chris, big pencil box (those cover entire length of table kind.but got nothing inside. dots), big big bag, big phone, then small handwriting.
he uses narrow line paper and his handwriting looks small on those.
800+ word essay he only used one side of paper!
pro right!

and CHAN WENJIAN!
I NEVER SEE YOU FOR SO LONG TILL TODAY!
HAHAHA walk all the way just to buy CHOCOLATE.
u must be SERIOUSLY deprived!
talk to you soon i need to ~~complain~~tell you about trng even though i barely go!
hahahahahaha.

anw.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOIS!!!
hope u enjoyed your treasure hunt in school today(:
all the best for your hk ~~trip~~ holiday.
buy lots and lots of things when u don't have competition!
<3 muahs~

friday

2006-02-04T16:05:00.000+08:00

boyle picture count: 33
cunzhi picture count: 21

ronald's(photographer) secret obsession?
now we know.
and no, it's not charizard.

class lunch was good.
but alot of people left earlier to go back to school earlier.
oh wells.

and we have a new club.
MFC!

don't u just like the cards?
(:
to join call lois(pres), chelps me(vps), jing (secretary), grace(treasurer), steph(spouse/member haha), or anyone else you see with the card.
of course, membership fees apply, depending on what grace wants to charge you.
and you might even get sneak peeks of THIS!

FWOAH right?

too see ronald's obsessions.
click here

2006-02-03T00:16:00.000+08:00

i'm absolutely in love with all my friends at the moment.
when we all grow old and wrinkly and have annoying kids and it's cny we better hold gatherings i promise i'll give your children angbaos.even if they're annoying just like some of you.
ha just kidding.
u know...we took a group shot WITH the car.
but where's the car friends?

and isn't that the ugliest fish u've ever seen?
no not that dark thing that illuminated thing!
but haha fish are so funny they swim so slow in fish tanks then u slide past them fast and expose the fish swimming slowly wah quite cool what.

birthday boy was tired.all my photos all never open eyes one.
but he was so showered with care and love.

anw, i've never seen wr so happy.
have you?
no?
don't bluff.
that picture there. so happy what. so u see alrdy.

happy boys happy boys.
just make u (: right?
even though HA HA slaps will cause even bradd pitt pain.
but i must say when he dance i wahh cos very nice.

and to all the boys out there.
IMPT LESSON.
WATCH AND LEARN.

today we had 3 hour physics.
2 of which were tutorial hours.
biang.
bingo is the best.
screw listening in class.
then physics lecture.
eraser dust throwing into hair of the giantsleepmonster in front of jingcong and i.
haha!
then there was a gay oh please lean on my shoulder which resulted in a transfer of eraser dust.
HAHA!
then there was a my hair so messy runs hand through hair oh cripes!what's that!what the!why my hair got so many things!and proceeds to try pick them out one by one done by the giantsleepingmonster.
who went back to sleep after the hair cleaning session.
HAHAHA!!!!
shite it was really so funny. pure innocent fun.
so that was listening during lecture screwed.
haha i love laughing.
laugh so much.
oh laughy laughy everything's so funny
oh laughy laughy it's good for my tummy
oh laughy laughy open your mouth wide and laugh, honey
oh laughy laughy haha u look so gawky.

ah that's it.
i love school.
i love afterschools.

birthday season

2006-02-02T00:20:00.000+08:00

happy birthday zay!
happy birthday kahwei!
happy birthday charlie!
happy birthday yang!

i hope you all enjoyed your birthdays!
much <3 yall.
payce.

and so starts cny

2006-01-28T00:27:00.000+08:00

i can't say much about rj cny celebration.
mainly cos i didn't go around much.
did the calligraphy.
did ONE word. feng1 !
after miaomiao wrote 3 words, i continued the feng.
then wrote the side for fu4 and russ did the other side.
which obviously ended up looking like crap.
then the laoshi walked by and russ went laoshi laoshi kan!
then the laoshi said "wahh who wrote the first 4 words! very nice! then what happened after that???!!!!" (in chinese of course we can STILL communicate in chinese okay.)
which means, MY feng was nice! miaomiao standard!!!!!!!
wah i felt so happy after that. i should go write an entire couplet.
lols.

then went ck's house to just bask in the company and enjoy it.
winning eleven, mahjong, asshole daidee.
thanks to the bag carrier i think u da bommbbbzzz carry gay grace bag + ochi's handbag (the proper way haha!) and then carrying all our bags.
POWER MANZZXXXXZZZ.

couldn't stay really long though had to go back to school then head to pear's house.
stupid bennet POKE MY BRUISED EYE.
i know not pain alrdy la but poke so hard.
tmd.
so many times summore curses.
my big eye glare beat your small eyes damn useless la small eyes hahaha!
our "class" outing ended up like what, 6 people damn sad.
i have learnt how to play mahjong.
cunzhi and i both didn't know so we paired up and eventually figured it out i think we're damn pro(:
left pretty early (people fight over me man HAHA vaaaaaallll stayyy no val go!.go figure.i'm damn popular mannnn lols)
shopping with many people.
saw jing and zay in guess.
went in to say hi.
so since zay was bending down i bent down to say hi.
then when i stood up GUESS WHO I SAW?
MY MOTHER.
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.
it was all errrppsss heh heh er hi mommy?
but all was well she got me a guess shirt oolala.
ruth lyn and i are very happy people today, right right?

aiya then i sian tell what happened the rest of the time ruth and i spent waiting we had interesting conversations and we stood damn long (partly cos my skirt...BAH) but thanks ruth for waiting with me.

reunion dinner with the TERRORS.
my cousin, who's p6 told me.
"i know alot about make up because one time, we were waiting for tuition to start and we were very bored. then we started playing with makeup(don't ask me where it came from) and we wanted to make the girls put on. but the girls say don't want and they will put only if we put on first. but none of the boys wanted so i put! got eyeshadow, blusher and lipstick. but in the end the girls never put. wahlao eh."
MY COUSIN PUT MAKE UP ON AND HE WASN'T PAISEH ABOUT IT.
omgomgomg.
what does acs(b) do to small boys!!!!
this is very troubling.

and they have a teacher called mr ow so how do they call him?
"who's your teacher?"
"mr" -WHACKS SOMEONE VERY HARD so they go "ow".
damn stupid la they.

i enjoy kiddy company man (even though they(small kids) told me i'm 16 so i should go adult table): but who cares i just sat with them anw)it's damn funny.
ah okay i'm stuffed with alot alot of chocolate (they had fondue!!!) and i'm very sleepy and tired.
gnight.

2006-01-20T22:59:00.000+08:00

my internet is damn screwed up!
so slow!!!

it's time to be chao mugger.
but since today was friday, and we got off half an hour early from the MAKE A DIFFERENCE -hand gesture- student dev. thing.
frisbee!
and soccer!
being a girl is a very good thing when playing soccer.
cos firstly, guys give chance.
which means u don't get tackled.
and it's very easy to move around.

got hit in the eye during frisbee.
wah cunzhi's head damn hard mannn.
but somehow my face seem to have a harder impact on his head cos he was rolling around on the floor after we collided.
ahwells kinda hurts when i blink now but as long as it's well by cny i happy.
i told my mom she laughed at me and told me natural eyeshadow for cny.
wahlao.
heal heal heal PLEASE.

time to be mugger.
MUGGER MODE ACTIVATED.

i just don't feel like blogging very often.
anw at the rate of cannotdotutorialing, i don't think i'll have time.
shit why is everyone so mugger.
buay tahan.
i also need to be.WILL BE!
too many things happening too little time.

just one question.
when muscles are flexed and they get punched, does it hurt?
doesn't seem to leh.
how come.
or is it cos i'm very weak and useless so punch then no effect.
no cannot be.

gerryberry<3

2006-01-14T23:52:00.000+08:00

gerry berry!!!
thanks for the lunch even though i sat right opp u very hard to talk to u cos very very far away but who cares i just sit there and look at your muscles(:
you da bommbbzzzzaaaa.
u're so old 17 don't grow so fast.

chilloutnight on friday was...sad case, really.
there was nobody, and barely anyone was watching the movies.
owell but i dunno why i still enjoyed myself that night.
listening to how yucong escaped a guard on a BICYCLE when he was on skates only was damn funny.
esp when the guard came into the hall to look for him.
stupid guard haha on a bicycle leh.

went to ri pool to look for nette before chillout night started.
just so nicely, she was having a cram.
hope i didn't get you in trouble nette!
next time i'll look for u earlier or smthng!(:

didn't go with my og for dinner cos 1 i was really lazy to walk to j8 and 2 my friends were there sorry og.
it prob seems very attitude and all but aiya.
then when they came back i went over to talk to them then guoren called me so i turned around to talk to him when i turned back my entire og had gone off.
aiya.owell.
then my mom scolded me for being like, 2mins late.
i mean, she said she'll come at 8.30, at 8.32 when i reached the car she scold me cos she was early and thus had to wait for so long.
looking on the bright side i'm glad i didn't slip and fall down in the mud or smthng in front of boys.
wonder if that happened to anyone on friday the 13th.

proper tutorials and everything starts next week.
quite freaky actually cos i realised that i CANNOT do the math tutorial even though it's like sec school work and it's all shit shit SHIT SSSHHHIIITTTT my brain has totally grounded to a stop it cannot move it cannot think and therefore my work doesn't get done.
i have forgotten everything i've ever learnt i have no idea how i'm gonna survive.
and tmr there's still trng oh wait finger spoilt can't pull i'll see how oh but shiiitttt trials on thursday if i'm swimming AHHHH everything's screwed up.
and then og outing/junxiang's birthday to go to
WHERE GOT TIME.
as i knew i would tell myself i told you so, orientation seems like heaven now.
times when we could just sit in the canteen and talk bs.
i need TIME.
ah okay i will sleep and quit whining i will be a nurrddd and do everything or at least attempt to do everything oh wait that's not enough i MUST do it GEEKDOM HERE I COME.

the last of unglam

2006-01-11T21:40:00.000+08:00

now that we are in rj.
no more of these.
we are matured young ladies!nor can we wear this. nor carry square piglets.
i mean, that's just WRONG.
or look like ghosts also.
freak everyone out later the future of singapore decides to evacuate from the school because it's haunted THEN SINGAPORE HOW.
ya and cannot look like that alrdy la.
i mean, contact lenses man!
and ruth THAT'S THE WAY!
continue smiling ruth learnt very long ago alrdy.

aiya i still
rg leh.
in rg can still look like crap and do stupid things.
):
aiya don't care now still can.
sorry my unglam friends, please glam up okay?

school

2006-01-10T20:02:00.000+08:00

first day of school!
as usual we sat in the canteen for quite long.
then we went to our zcoves early!
wow that's a first.
but as usual, the people at the zcove all stoning.
go early also NO USE.
then we finally walked the easy way to the parade square.
my og used to walk up like, 3 flights of stairs to somewhere then climb down one then climb up one more flight or smthng just to get to the parade square.
this easy way is walk straight then climb up one flight only.
WAHLAO EH.
then when we got there, ASSEMBLY CANCELLED!
so go back canteen wait wait, cos first lecture was at 10.
so we TOUR!
i finally know where the staff room, general office and pe dept is.
abit lag i know.
but nvm at least i know okay.
i just want to see that library.
then after tour okay lor talk talk talk.
is just what girls do the most.
maths lecture so boring.
then eat lunch.
queue very long):
but if we cut i think the j2's will beat us up cannot.
so be good kiddos and queue up.
thanks for the treat!
you're GREAT!
sorry i freeloaded nvm la hor.
next time my turn.
er then econs lecture.
i thought everyone was in my econs lecture!
then when we walked there then SHIT OH OH WRONG LT.
only the stnich's girls were in my lecture.
so yeah i made new friends!(((:
but terence and wang(k) were behind us so because they were SO NOISY it was quite interesting.
but i think only i was talking to them cos my whole row of 4, 3 were sleeping very obviously.
owell.
i made my first classmate friend.
my first chinese high friend also.
not bad eh.
aiya then chem lecture.
SURPRISE QUIZ.
great, just great.
esp when my chem is super cmi..... so copy from the mugger who seemed to know everything to my right, and left left.
then go ck's house mini party chenxuan so cute.
eat muffin eat jackfruit laugh at sheralyn play winning eleven (but she win okay!she pro don't mess) and mourn over kiddies beating us during swimming.
then go home.

today...
go grace's house (I BRAVED THAT RAIN hai)
thought can play --- i really wanted to play okay but too bad, cannot.
so lazy ruth was lazing on the bed she's really very lazy.
then wah i think today i'm damn suay.
first bus i took nearly got into a head on accident with a car who braked suddenly.
honk very loud.
2nd bus we took almost got into another accident with another bus.
then when i take mrt got some water drip down on me i thought from my bag but actually not it's from the ceiling (i know u're thinking MRT CEILING where got water one but i swear my bag was dry)
then later when we were going home we were at the traffic light and BOTH the buses that we could take home both passed cos the traffic light refused to turn red and thus we waited very long before we could go home.
suay anot.
very leh, traffic wise.
anw, alot of ogs were at cine pool place playing pool today.
i made friends.(:
the place very crowded with raffles people.
THE FUTURE OF SINGAPORE DON'T MESS.
okay so i'm home and my laptop keeps shocking my thighs very pain.
i go bathe seeya.
if anyone reads my blog before tmr u're in for a small surprise in the morning!
heh heh heh.

orientation

2006-01-07T17:21:00.000+08:00

my og is damn cheaterbug!
haha but owells that's why we win okay.
my og girls are fine stuff, don't think i can say the same about the boys.
but who cares no more, lectures start next week...i don't want...
i like my ogls they're real cool people.(thought junxiang should really be more faithful...ha ha ha!)
last day was pretty fun.
wargames!
i liked all except the weird pair and steal tails thing which i didn't play.
the mud one quite fun.
only the balloons which we had to tie to our legs damn laopok la.
russellthepartner go suck shit.
if it wasn't for him i'll be clean. (hint MUDBALL THROWN hint SQUEEZED MUD IN HAIR WHILE I BEND DOWN TO TIE BALLOON)
but haha his shirt got my 2 handprints i like.
caterpillar game well.
i was protecting flags in my hand (duh who didn't)
and some eh i dunno who spotted it and tried to grab.
and well i didn't let go and hold very hard and suddenly everyone was trying to grab (sorry la i was holding quite alot)
and wahlao eh molesttime right damn fun right.
and the 2nd time well.
steph choonwing me and er.i can't rmb one more girl somehow got damn entangled with the string at the back.
around our waist.
then somehow it got tighter and tighter haha damn funny but very pain.
free slimming session.

well onite! (cannot forget exclamation mark) was alright.
we glowed but very hard to find still.
ck damn gh3y grace i think u're very safe from girl competition now but guy competition...
tara was ooohlala slick like prom but only that part haha because the instructions on the floor got blown away and she couldn't see them.
aiya nothing else alrdy la.
some quite funny some quite suck.
i like the present our ogls gave us very pretty thanks isabelle & junxiang!
then wahlao i wanted to play the sparklers also but my mom came and i went home early early at 9.30.
owell nvm i was very tired anw.

i slept from 11 to 11 then ate breakfast then slept from 12 to 3.
very tired la what to do.

on monday i'll see my class.
of whom i only know 2 people.
not very close too.
and of which 21 out of 27 are boys.(poor them only got 6girls in class and wahlao not even eyecandy material).
how?
i also don't know.
time to make new friends.

2006-01-03T21:40:00.001+08:00

today i missed the closeness of rg.
the seeing concrete instead of open air.
my shoes were white.very white.
thanks ruth er who else who stepped on them.
thanks ah.
i say step doesn't me u have to step right.
but nvm i forgive you.
i don't like baygon breath.
damn poisonous.
everyone, forgive me for feeling loser on the first day of school.

happy new year!

2006-01-01T13:18:00.000+08:00

and so the new year is here.
the company was fab i'm in the loving spirit yo!
in my loving spirit i kinda got a teensy weensy bit blur, and left my phone at home in the afternoon when i went out.
so sorry to all those who msged me/called me.
i only saw those missed calls/msgs when i got home at 2.
A BIG SORRY!

i'm loving the girls, grace ruth lois sheralyn sharon wanling ochi,
the doods weiren ck sherwin ben
THANKS FOR MAKING THESE LAST FEW DAYS OF HOLS AND THE NEW YEAR ALL THE MORE SO SPECIAL.
it's been great with the bitching yo. heh.
on to the new yr, SEE YOU AT SCHOOL you party people!

ame and lis i'm sorry i didn't get your prata msg till late late,
but DYAMN THANKS SO SO SO MUCH i'm like, really touched you actually wanted to come over to my sicklyvalgermshouse to bring me prata! (even though i cannot eat oily food dairy products and chocolate) haha.
you guys da bommbbzzz.
like t0t4lli3z.

so the party wasn't too fab, but thanks to the company,
GRROOVVEEE IT BAYBEH I WANNA STRIP OCHI AND HUMP RUTH.
they're how kinky grinding down the moves.
(:
but the music got better towards the later/earlier part of the morning
but by then...tired alrdy and i had to go.

so went ta mandarin to get a cab.
got bigboybenny to walk with me i scared of those bhangras hanging round.
and HAHA GUESS WHAT.
ben got his ass grabbed.
HELLYEAH HOT ASS DOOD.
ok so i waited very long and no cab so i called my daddy and whined and he picked me up(:
i love him.

the only picture i have of the night is.

well actually more like 7.
because some asshole wasn't pleased with how his face looked like.
(shh tell u secret in all the pictures his smile/face LOOKED THE SAME #%^&%! haha)
and because we were bored.
and cos i think he was high.
see his face how red la!tsk.
cos i only had my cam then cos the rest of the time my bag was in the bag deposit.
too bad i don't have pictures with all my ~~pretty~~SEXY friends!

okay then my daddy came then i came home talked to loisy poisy then i went to sleep.
have u gone to POP @ central?
HAHAHAH ITHINK THE NAME IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY.
but they cheat you on pens no paper for you to try on.
tmd one of my pens not working.
rawrs.
and alright HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL!
much love!<3

and to KER WANLING!!!
HAPPY BLATED BIRTHDAY!!!
U'RE FINALLY 16!
ahha(:

here's for all our memories (okay not all, some)
i think i have very incriminating pictures of you haha(:
LOVE YOU!

pay day pay day pay day

2005-12-30T21:04:00.000+08:00

PAY DAY!
the smell of the cheque....
okay i didn't smell it only ame did HAHA loserrrr.
okay kidding i love ame to bits she'll never be a loser.

we seriously did NOTHING today.
after the morning it was talk to tony one hour
sit around on the chair freezing my ass off
talk to ame
talk to julian
talk talk talk nonsense grumble grumble.
when we get a file to file, look at each other and reluctantly get up.
i think we're such assholes we don't have work to do we complain.
when we have work to do also we complain haha oh but what to do.
then i was feeling really terrible so i went home earlier.
saw a doctor.
OMFG I'M SICK GRAH!
ON THE DAY BEFORE I GO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR!
curses.
GASTRIC FLU.
fever.38.6.
CURSES.
doc said i was burning up no good food for me.
AND MY SISTERS WENT TO EAT ALMOST ALL THE BEN AND JERRY'S AT HOME TONIGHT.
curses somemore.
and so i think i should go back to sleep so i will RECOVER BY TMR YOU STUPID BODY YOU BETTER IF NOT I'LL I'LL I'LL.... I'LL....
do something.

and i still have no idea which og i'm in.
my ogl sleeping la.

i'm really depressed.
curses.

my ring!

2005-12-27T11:38:00.000+08:00

i'm very sad.
today morning on the bus while i was gonna get off my ring slipped off my thumb.
and this is only the second time i've worn it!
and i liked it so much too.
and nobody bothered to help me look for it or pick it up (wherever it was i couldn't find it) too.
inconsiderate jerknoses.
people drop something if u see help them pick up right!
#$%^&*!!!#%%F^&*&%&$^!
too much man.
hopefully we live in a lu bu shi yi society when i take the same bus tmr (oh please be the same one) then my ring will be somewhere on the bus floor tmr.
PLEASE BE.
ahh will someone please get me a new one i really like that RARRRRR.

ah back to work they're all at a meeting but i still have data entering to do DAMN LOT LA.
i'll take a picture of how thick this file is hoho.
but that'll be for later i guess.
g'bye.

all in one.

2005-12-26T15:57:00.000+08:00

alright.
i'm like a month overdue oh but what the heck i don't even have ALL the photos here anw.
so the d&d.
there were the small cute boys.

and the old foggies the small cute boys will someday turn into (i'm hoping i won't live to see that.)
but DYAM I WANTED A GARLAND.
oh pretty colourful garland only vips had):
so i had to make do with my white coloured shells):
there were also the mamas.
who danced well i must say HAHA!
having fun with young dood scott eh.
hoho DANCE BAYBEH DANCE SHAKE THAT BOOTEH!
the little girls attempted as well but er.
hmmm.they look like they're playing ring around the roses instead.
too bad.
we loved the christmas tree so much till it actually toppled and fell.
the power of love.
<3
haha.

have i ever mentioned i loved sunsets and sunrises?
well that's a sunrise.
the colours are just lovely aint it.

it was really cold.
but seriously where got so extreme la.
that's my ma by the way.
haha she sleep like eskimo right.
fur lined hood of her coat and blanket and she wore the airplane socks too hokay.
she's damn cool right.

no not our apartment.
that's the new apartment next door with nobody in it.
it's really high high high with many many levels and a GORGEOUS POOL.
i wanted to swim there cos look, their pool is the blue area, and the black area surrounded by blue lights behind it, and it circles the ENTIRE BUILDING like omg it's darn big and cool please.
our pool was like, miniscule in comparison.
i'm sorry i was so in love with the pool i gazed at it every night
(cos my window right next to my bed at eye level overlooks it don't want to look also cannot haha)
but hoooyeah i want a pool like that.
er.night scene?
nothing to do at night so sit at balcony and anyhow take pictures what to do?
it's called the life okay.
owell morning also nothing to do.
haha morning view lor.
they have seveneleven petrol stations!
okay no big deal but haha interesting la.
now the phrase "seven eleven!it's a store and more!" makes sense right!

we moved around quite a bit.
so we spent quite a lot of time in the car.
no not that car but yes don't you like it's car plate?
i wondered why it's number wasn't 247.

they have cool store adverts.
got gorillas cows keys all kinds of things on their store tops.
but what was funny here was that.
can you see the zupps and the elephant?
then why on top of the store they put an ape?!!!
i mean it's not a zoo what...
but i guess...mammals...all the same la er right.

dreamworld.
some erm.see if u can fit into the harness on the seat thing if u can't fit then too bad u can't sit the ride.
life hazard if u cannot fit.
and oh that's supposed to be a submarine thangamajig but it looks like a bell to me.
and oh there were fishes by the side of it and supposedly if u take a picture u're supposed to look like u're underwater.
WITH A BACKDROP LIKE THAT?
i scoff.hoho.

one of the better rides.
(as i have alrdy said the roller coaster was UNDERMAINTENANCE WAHLAO CHEAT MONEY)
so yeah. this was cool.
u spin on that round thing and nah it doesn't do a 360degree but almost vertical.
it's smthng like that ship oh damn i can't rmb what's it called but it goes up higher till u're upside down then brings you down faceforward/backward depending on where u 're seated lor.
tiff was a wuss she don't dare sit haha!
and we were suckered into this by daddy.
he very gung ho.
very first ride of the day.
48 or 50 stories or smthng like that.
no joke okay.
so imagine, tiffany sat THIS and didn't dare to sit the one above.
she's classified weird.
ah but twas cool my heart didn't drop it flew up into outerspace leaving my body behind.
but i wouldn't mind doing it again.(:

and so came xmas eve.
was out with ruth grace (they give me balloon tulip which don't look like tulip while the rest got mice) ck sherwin weiren (who btw is no longer an airhead because he says he's superman even though nobody help me while i stood in the middle of the road trying to catch a small kid's yellow balloon and the traffic light turned green WAHLAO but he said superman cos if the car was going to knock me down he would save me so okay lor...and when he cuts his hair then he'll transform into a yandao.we'll see)
ah they made my day fun.
then in the transition from day to evening i waited for loist and ahlyn to come but they take so long and i made my nightbuddies wait so long also so sorry to both.
don't punish me by eating chocolate fondue without me again okay.

i told you lisa was cool.
and that the blingy silver sequin santa hat is also cool.
only lis is doubly cool cos she's wearing my cap WITH the santa cap on top.
trying to attract Dboys la.what to do(:
oh but too bad Dboy can't be found.
and so she pouts HAHA.

and then we get retarded but oh what can we do.
ame wants to eat my ear.
oh dyamn but she's a <3 i know
and so the night ends when my mom is scared i won't get a bus home and insists i go home.

and to everyone who went to warm house today,
I MISS YALL AND I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY.
and my room is so bloody not packed yet i'm so screwed.
haha
HAVE FUN MUH BRUBS.

and okay i think that's enough photos to last for quita while.

christmas time

2005-12-25T21:01:00.001+08:00

for dirty shites, please go here
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1197.htm.
i'm sure u'll have fun.

for the rest.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

these few days have just rocked all punkass.
er. whatever that is la.
even though i didn't really understand the church musical, it was interesting.
even though i STILL haven't seen lois drunk again (on heh heh 5%)
it's okay.
tramping streets at night can be fun, (damn why my curfew so early if only i was a boy la wahlao i don't even need to go home)
if only i could walk JUST THAT SLIGHT BIT FASTER.
and so has been pretending to be lis and talking about my friends.
hoho.
LISA DON'T HATE ME (:

i wonder if the sweets i got my sister will last her half a yr again.

christmas eve was fun.
no we did not buy snow sprays to spray random people.
even thought ame was slightly high and tempted to pull off random people's santa hats, she was cool and bought a sequinned silver one later on which is totally more bling and cool than red with lights.
(even thought it was damn lousy and the ball dropped off after like, HOW LONG HUH)
lis was just being pmsy and refusing to let ame get her a gift.
i was just....pretending to be lis.
MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY ANNOYING BY THE WAY THEY DON'T WANNA GO TO CHURCH I'LL GO TMR LAAAAAA...
heh inside joke.
but too bad ----- NEEDS YOU MUH PRETTY GIRLL.
and oh what the hell they went to her church in the end THOSE TRAITORS
and ----- isn't even cute I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU LIS.

king kong was.
let's just say, not as good as i expected.
too much action in front which dwindled to OH HELP ME I'M A PATHETIC PRETTY GIRL WHO CAN ONLY OPEN MY PRETTY BLUE EYES REALLY BIG WHO HAS SUDDENLY LOST HER TONGUE AND CAN ONLY SCREAM.
and WHY was that scriptwriter dood the only one to go after the helpless female?
when everyone was on a search mission after that?
it's plot is just too weird and not well written.
but nvm now it's on to narnia!
that ought to be good.
loved the book.

i <3 my friends.
and btw FRIENDS,i'm still waiting for my christmas cards hokay.
you lousy pieces of.....er.hearts.
don't curse/insult on christmas la hor.
i'm WAITING.

one more week of work till school.
SHOW ME THE MONEH BAYBEH!
hell yeah.
then i'll treat everyone...
er but wait my mom said at the rate i'm spending i'm gonna end up with a negative sum.
how.
we'll see.

gnna warm anta's "new" house tmr.
but she live there for quite long alrdy only we haven't seen it.
CAN WE WATCH A CHICK FLICK(:
ah well hokay gonna er.
spend some more quality family time.
tata.

i love you all, friends.

quiz and more

2005-12-19T20:44:00.001+08:00

since (i quote from chan wenjian calvin)
"I, MR CHAN WENJIAN, HEREBY PRONOUNCE THAT I LOVE MS VALERIE KOH HUI RU and now she has to do my quiz wahahaha."

i WILL do his quiz as promised.(: (see chan wenjian i'm like your nicer twin can.hoho)

in no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see at school, 2 teacher, 3 people you love going out withand 3 people in your sms inbox

i'm not so popular la all the people i talk to online, see at school, love going out with, and sms are the SAME.oh but to hell with it i'll just think of some.

1. my sister, jiajia
2. ben
3. mark
4. ruth
5. grace
6. sharon
7. ochi
8. noobs
9. tientien
10. lisa
11. ame
12. amanda lai
13. wanling
14. wenjian
15. ben (diff one, so i won't repeat)

So what do you think of number 4?
ruth is damn chio damn hot. alot of boys like. and so do i. she is my sort-of neighbour. i bet all those boys are jealous.

How would you feel if number 4 slapped you on your face?
she wouldn't dare.... maybe she'll poke me with her blade but not slap. if she slap i WOAH ONE STROKE BUTTERFLY SHE REALLY FLY AHHH. (haha just kidding ruth i'll just slap you back)

How nice is number 6?
she's nice when she isn't fuming mad. she let's me learn maths from her that's why she's very nice(:

On a scale of 1-10, judge how good looking number 5 is.
i don't want. that one is up to ck to judge..and he...is at a party now...orh hor.w/o grace. WAHLAO.so nvm to make her happy i give her 8.

Will you ever fall for number 11?
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER ALRDY.she can be my les part i so totally have the hots for her.

Honestly,if number 8 met with an accident,what would you do?
i couldn't care less.if she got into an acciden then she's a real n00b.

What sport would you play with number 12?
huh...i don't wanna get thrashed leh.

What if number 1 got a boyfriend?
cannot.the boyfriend must go through my questioning session first.then sit a lie detector test.then...so we'll see.hahahaha.

Do you hate number 9?
not really.except that she punches me at times...i guess she just can't help being violent.poor baby of hers.

How much do you like number 2?
oh my favourite.since he was a fat boy in pri 5(whom i thrashed by the way hur hur) till great big hensum dood now.

Will 13 and 7 make a good couple?
oh definitely. in fact they alrdy almost are! except for the teeny weeny fact that they're both female that's stopping them, i think they make the most hilarious couple ever! strawberry shortcake!

ould 14 one day kill you?
he wouldn't dare. i mean, he just proclaimed his love for me! HAHAHA! but he could easily kill me with one leg of his damn powerful breaststroke kick. then i really did alrdy i'll probably be boobless for life get internal bleeding or smthng.

Who do you like more? 3 or 10?
10! she's my oldest oldest oldest friend! like, since 4yrs old or smthng. so we go much further back i could never imagine living w/o her, she's our anti-anny! and everything else i have to say to her will be in her xmas card so yes that's all. sorry mark you can't beat a girl! haha!

get 5 ppl to do this thing!
NO.
torture one.make me think.
hahahah!(:
alright there you go quiz COMPLETE!

just this really hilarious conversation for pure entertainment.

/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
yar and we went for night golfing
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
and nearly got caught by the security pple
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
then we went to hide in the bushes
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
and u knw wat
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
THE BUSHES GOT MONITOR LIZARD
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
so FREAKING BIG
val. i'm full says:
HAW HAW.
val. i'm full says:
SERVE YOU RIGHT.
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
not my fault
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
my frn wanted to test his new driver
val. i'm full says:
...
val. i'm full says:
haha okay.
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
then my frens all ran from the security
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
i hid in the bushes still
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
then they tried to find me
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
which lead to one of them falling into the jacuzzi 1st
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
then while they were helping my fren
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
i jumped over the fence and guess where i landed in

THE JACUZZI HE SAYS.

val. i'm full says:
HAHAH
val. i'm full says:
omg u're sucha loser.
val. i'm full says:
DORRRKKKKK
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
seriously larh
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
i couldnt see the jacuzzi
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
there were alot of plants around
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
and everyone was laughing abt it
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
we forgot abt the security until we heard the buggy
/ - benji* it wasnt the planes. it was beauty. beauty killed the beast.... says:
then we ran like siao

haha.
some people....
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

oya dinner.
fats wj and i got up early from trng.
jiaolian was asking "zhe shi shui de parteh ne?"
hahahahahah.

then to suntec.
WE WALKED ROUND THE FOUNTAIN AND WASHED HANDS.
gross.so dirty.
anw i came up with a theory.
if we walk that small circle 3 times, it'll bring us good fortune right?
so if we go upstairs and walk the larger round(way larger circumference than the small fountain inside, even one round of it is larger than 3 small rounds) 3 times, won't you have even better fortune? and you don't even risk getting wet!!!!

GASP DARRAN SAYS.YOU'RE RIGHT!

certain people were clearly in love. haha. OH YOU RETARDS I DON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL.
HAHAHAHA

and after a GREAT LOT OF STANDING AROUND AND BLOCKING PEOPLE AND ASKING WHERE ARE WE GOING, we finally get a nice grp shot(:
however, i think we scared away the girl who took for us cos she took one shot and ran for it.
ah well, too bad.
to greater heights! (i'm sorry you can't see the staircase)

and oh yes i koped pictures from darran, wenjian and mel (SINCE YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME PHOTOS cos i was too lazy to drag out my cam and take shots)
i <3

i'm at work!

2005-12-16T16:15:00.000+08:00

yes I'VE JUST FINISHED ENTERING IN THE ACCOUNTS.
FROM WHEN WORK STARTED TILL NOW (LUNCH INCLUSIVE)
AND I FEEL GREAT!
wah take damn long so sian .
file very thick just ask ame.
this week has been fun after work.
with aeon flux, bugis and chicken little.
wanted king kong but SOLD OUT (DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT) so chicken little RAWRS.
stupid show but punny funny.
the trains were insanely crowded ytd.
with one train coming every 2 minutes but i had to wait for 2 trains before i could get on.
and then they had TROUBLE WITH MAINTANENCE.AT PEAK HOUR.
smrt is really very smart eh.
and then when i was at lido waiting there was this well dressed woman who spoke really well.
ang moh accent and all.
then she was like i had to wait (hmm maybe she studied overseas) for FOUR FUCKING TRAINS BEFORE I COULD GET ON.
woah woah dress so nicely and u speak like THAT?
SO LOUDLY SUMMORE.
she was the kind who doesn't need to project her voice kind her voice just projects naturally and it's really loud.
owell i was just shocked that's all.
then she f her f there in the middle of lido.
raised plenty of eyebrows.

work is getting fun.
ytd lunch the doods told us how to find a good boyfriend.
the first thing:RICH.
FILTHY RICH DOOD.
the questions to ask:
1. do you have more than 50k in your bank account
2. is your account auto top up
3. are your parents rich
4. are you the only son (then he'll inherit ALL the money from his rich parents not split here split there)
5. what car do you drive
oh wait cannot just be "yes i have a car"? must be what car? bm?merc? WHAT SERIES? bm 7 series?OKAY!
6. no plate what no? old no then cannot.
7. how old is the car? over 2 yrs then also cannot.
8. where do you live?
oh and of course he must be nice and takes care of you.
hahahahah i laughed my head of.
where to find one?
then it struck them if these are the criteria, they will never find a gf.
but married alrdy la...
so how they find? oh they said they found a stupid girl.
yet, their criteria for a girl, is the same as guy criterias!
jokers eh.
HAHA.

ame just showed me the crayons that ian made.
they're red in colour.
but when u colour them?
INVISIBLE! no colour!
damn pro la okay.
hahahah.

damn still one and a half more hours of work.
nothing to do.
it's friday so everyone's happy.
i can finally sleep late tmr.
YIPPEE YAI YAI YIPPEE YIPPEE YAI.
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM EE II EE II OOOHH.
ATISH-SHOO ATISH-SHOO ALL FALL DOWN!
unless of course i go for morning trng.
and oh too all the people going for nydc tmr.
i think i'll meet yall after for midnight shopping (if i'm allowed) or smthng okay?
i don't wanna eat SAVE MONEY!
okay i'm a stingy asshole but i don't really care.
DIET!SAVE MONEY!

ah wtv what i wanna do now is download my emulator into my phone.
SO I CAN PLAY POKEMON.
actually i alrdy have one.
but MY GAME CANNOT SAVE.
SO I'VE PLAYED TILL LVL 10 LIKE 3 TIMES.
and restarted all over again.
so i need to find a new one.
POKEMON POKEMON!
GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!

alright i'm out.

so fast!

2005-12-10T11:53:00.000+08:00

I'M BACK Y'ALL!
well for starters i'll just like to say, i can't post pictures of my hols and the csc dinner cos my laptop is probably collecting dust at that servicing office.
and this comp, well i can't upload into it so yes, no pretty pictures of everyone.
not that i took alot in aus cos it basically just isn't very fun trying to capture everything.
aus was HOT.
first week of summer but the people said it was the hottest.
it was definitely hotter than singapore.
makes u feel like not walking around at all.
everything there is either supersized, or 90% less fat/sugar! or nofat!
there was once we ordered fish and chips and their second sized portion of fries was a 5 buck one.
so we thought, 5 of us, can eat more than their small portion right?
so we got the middle, and when it came...
THERE WAS AS MUCH FRIES AS IN A FROZEN PACKET OF FRIES U SEE AT THE SUPERMART!
needless to say, it lasted us 2 meals.

aus was full of pretty people.
more of boys actualy.
the girls were just....fat.
VERY.
supersized meals, what do u expect.
when i shop there, i shop in the KIDDIES department.
or take the smallest size they have in the adults department.
since i'm like an 8 and they stock from 8 to god knows what size, probably can wrap twice around me or smthng.
i felt skinny.
HAHA.
now i don't anymore.
it's time to TRAIN.or starve.or aiya.don't care.christmas is coming.

i think i'll update more when i get the pictures up.
then i don't have to stress my limited vocabulary to describe anything.

and since wenjian has tagged me.
(sorry no kangaroos!)

here are the 5 random facts about myself:
1. i talk to myself alot (not like you didn't alrdy know)
2. i have a curved 4th toe and my little toe doesn't touch the floor (bet you didn't know that it's gross right)
3. i sucked the middle and ring finger of my right hand instead of my thumb when i was young and as a result i have a slanted nail on my middle finger.
4. i waste alot of time not doing anything
5. when i was swimming in the pool in aus, this old couple from upstairs looked down and started clapping. they said i have beautiful stroke HAHAHAH is that cool or cool.

okay that's it.
now the 5 people i'm gonna tag.
1.ruth
2.suay
3.grace
4.gerry
5.loist

alright update another time.
i need an outing soon.
too much family too much family.

and for the record,
jiajia's really annoying.
never EVER sleep next to her in the aeroplane.
because she's obsessed with a squeaky "oh yeahhh?"
then she'll reply to herself "yeahhhh".
IT SUCKS.
and not just in the aeroplane she did it EVERYWHERE!
and she said i'll blog about it so there, this is just for her.

i'm out
gday mates.

woah

2005-12-01T21:35:00.000+08:00

work is getting more interesting.
only thing that sucks is packing wax that feels like a mixture of flour, oil and water.
I CAN'T WASH IT OFF AND I FEEL LIKE A PLANT.
a leaf to be exact. you know, with that waterproof layer of wax on the leaves.
hoho.
and the other thing is i have no work clothes.
now that sucks too because i have to wear my mom's pants.
and they are slightly too long,
and i have to wear them at my waist just below my belly button.
but it wont fit at my waist cos my mom's fatter than me,
so it keeps dropping lower and then the crotch area becomes really low and that SUCKS.
my aunty dropped by with some work clothes
BUT DUNNO WHICH ERA THESE 2 WOMEN WORK IN.
she left some jackets and shirts and OMG THEY HAVE LIKE, SHOULDER PADS BABY.
COOL YEAH.
but never am i gonna wear them please my shoulders minus shoulder pads can pwn anyone handsdown easy peasy no sweat.
so i'm really tired now
walking at work sucks cos heel straps cut and we're not allowed to wear slippers RAH.
i haven't worn a big t and fbts in AGES and i really miss them.
i haven't used a comp in really really long all i've been typing on is a typewriter so yay i'm typing at top speed now even though u can't see me typing but it rocks typing on a comp and making mistakes because on a typewriter when u make mistakes its really leychey and noisy to erase.
good news is i'm going aus tmr.
so ame u must live for a week w/o me.
i'm sure wj and fats will keep u good company(:
haha.
hooyeah i'll bring back a kangaroo from down under!
i'm out sleepy, tired, you name it.
bye bye

2005-11-26T15:06:00.000+08:00

from tuesday onwards,
till end dec,
i'll have no more life.
goodbye world.
i'll only be available on weekends now.
and then i'll TRAIN.
goody.
hi work ex bye world.
only good thing is i'll get paid.
MAKE CANDLES!!
whoopee i'll er make one for everyone for christmas.
HAHA.
be surprised!

this is hot

2005-11-23T21:03:00.000+08:00

i was at andrei's blog and he had this.
i wish my house was like that and then blast that music onto the streets.
hella hot.

and oh all u sea games people.
swimmers leaving tmr.
ruth leaving fri.
jenn leaving sat.
and of course everyone else even though i don't know you.
all the best!
i will do my best to catch u on tv
like ruth haha and tape it down then if u look stupid it can be my future blackamail material.
hurhur.

2005-11-21T19:55:00.000+08:00

yay everything's settled.
woah i was pretty distressed before,
haha i love you too mel <3

today i woke up at 7 TO GO TO SCHOOL.
my dad asked me why i woke up so early when he knew it was cos of his not wanting to drive me to school.
so irritating.
then it was raining summore!!!
piss me off just glare at the sky will ya.
so rush rush rush (i took very long to eat you see)
then the damned 174 stopped at every single busstop!!
wah i stress lehh.must be in school by 9, at 8.30 still on bukit timah road.
then when it finally got to orchard...8.45...
JAM.
ohmytian.
then i brisked walked through the underpass through the mrt station till my calves tensed, pain..
when i got to the bus stop i see a happy sight!
lots and lots of rg girls!!
all as late as me!!!
on the bus we got.
i turned around and #$%^&!!! I HAD TO SEE SOME ~~PATHETIC LOSER~~(only pathetic loser cos I don't even have school training amd never ever have to come back to school)one GO TO SCHOOL DURING HOLS prob for practice or smthng same as going to j8 on OUR matriculation day ALSO dunno for what. which totally pissed me off and ruined my bus ride.
but let's not talk about annoying stuffs.
then when we finally managed to walk into school,
guess what??!!
IT WAS STILL CROWDED WITH GIRLS.
and we thought we were late.
SCHOOL'S THE BEST.
the best part is,
they won't give me my testimonial till i find that RARGH library book and return it.
like i said, THEY'RE THE BEST.
lucky i know where it is.
daddy'll drive me down tmr.great.

then after that was cine for gof.
we were so early for the show that almost everything was closed.
want to eat also cannot eat.
so in the end we annoyed the woman at the long john's counter by asking her many times ARE YOU SERVING LUNCH FOOD YET.
hahahahah.
by the time we managed to get our food ordered,
bert and russ arrived alrdy.
20 MINS FOR THE FOOD TO COME.
hello.
fast what food.
MY FOOT LA.
and it didn't even come we had to go to the counter to request and THEN they realised, OH IT'S ON THE COUNTER FOR PRETTY LONG ALRDY.
wowee.

oh just a side note,
russell ong you should go get yourself a HANDBAG or smthng.
i am not your maid you don't come and NAH give me wallet NAH give me ipod NAH give me hp.
damn smart ah.
there are at least 2pockets on pants for that reason.
to put your wallet and hp and other stuff.
i have your ezlink picture now ahah just you try me.

okay back to story
late for show alrdy so we got into the cinema just in time, show just started.
scared russ by saying HAHA his seat is away from 3 of us cos he's so annoying and always tells people stuff during movies.
he believed us and was so scared HAHAHAH sucha loser.
fleur where got so hot.
yes she's hot but she only appeared in her swimming costume like ONCE.
and russ has alrdy named her THE fleur.
2 seats away from him is useless he just reaches over and goes excitedly, the fleur the fleur!!! when she's gonna come out.
RARGH.
let me watch my movie in peace!!!
gof was pretty good but not excellent.
the effects were good but the actors weren't cast very well.
AND THEY CHANGED THE STORY LINE SO MUCH.
where're the house elves?!
WHERE WAS THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP!!
THEY ROBBED THE STORY OF THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP!!!
damn sad.
but haha the beauxbatons girls were hilarious.

then to club to bowl.
lisa we PWNED the first round!!!
haha lisa's pro.
but then the boys adopted her style for 2nd round and won.
copycats.
HAHA I HAD NEON GREEN AND PINK SHOES HOW COOL IS THAT.
and there's a mini me at the club she's also called valerie and she's really small and pretty how cute is that.
~~wenjian~~maria sharapova (he struck the ball over the tennis court boundaries and it went the 4 floors down HOW PRO IS THAT) u sure like one!
started trng pretty late cos i had none of my things and had to wait for my mom to bring them.
but it was pretty useless since they only did WARMUP.
why so slow one!
so did almost the entire program wasn't really that hard i kinda liked it.

AME TRAINING ER EVERYDAY YES!!!!
be a goody girl and show face everyday.
we'll soon be faster.
WE BETTER BE.

my sister is pro her bowling score when she was bowling during the club camp today was
14
she's seriously pro.

alright that's all for today.
i'm out folks!

shit i'm stupid

2005-11-19T20:33:00.000+08:00

why're u not answering my calls woman!
anw,
mel i'm so sorry for being such a dumbass.
but i really thought you were russell when u talked to me online.
because i recalled looking at the nicks and thinking "oh they're pretty weird"
that's why i didn't look at the addresses to see who.
only when russ came to talk to me then i was like OH SHIT DAMMIT THEN WHO WAS THAT WHOM I TALKED TO JUST NOW.
AHHHHHHH
I'M REALLY SORRY MEL DARLING.
(i really was thinking why russell referred to himself as a girl, and russell also had a party today you see)
don't be pissed with everyone else, it's really my fault.
you really were invited, i mean, you organised this thing!!!
we'll do it again and u'll be the number one we think of okay?
i'll let you embarrass the shit out of me or smthng then.
I'M SO GODDAMN SORRY.
dont be mad u're still our really really good pal.

prom

2005-11-19T00:30:00.000+08:00

i thought it was very funny when sheralyn walked into the room
and i thought wah so pretty (i can't rmb whether i said it out loud)
and then a second later i noticed how she walked
and i thought to myself haha confirm sheralyn not a different person.

prom was one word: fast

some people really were transformed.
like hey val vaaalll!!!! take a picture with mee!!!
then i'll stare at them and frown and then OHHH IT'S YOU AHH.
food?what food?
tara's prom queen!!!!!!
wah SO CHIO i nosebleed.

my classmate in pri one(:
she said she rmb my art very good.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
one of my best pals ahhh i'm so proud of her
i'm gonna make her dance her slick moves for me again hahahaha.

after prom caroling.
albeit not knowing many songs and 3/4 the words of songs we know.
wishing people merry christmas in the middle of november is fun.
we can all sing silent night very well know with all the words.
ruth flirt.
tsk tsk.
but haha the people who sung along with us with the extra HEY! very sporting eh.

just a few notes.
lois giggles when high.a lot
house keys are NOT boyfriends photos
shoes are not heavy
don't say let's go back to our room and proceed to walk in the opposite direction from the lift
suay is very dirty never wash clean anything for the entire duration
amanda is hot stuff

I AM CURRENTLY VERY VERY PISSED COS THE STUPID HAIRDRESSER SCREWED UP MY HAIR AND I ONLY FOUND OUT THIS MORNING WHEN I WASHED OFF ALL THAT GUNK IN MY HAIR AND BLOODY HELL IT'S SO SCREWED UP IT'S SO PUNKY I LOOK LIKE I'M BALDING AND IT SUCKS. SHE CAN JUST GO AND DIE. I NEED MY FATHERS HAIR GROWTH SOLUTION BUT HE'LL PROBABLY THINK I'M INSANE IF I GO AND ASK HIM I HATE LOOKING LIKE A PUNK ALL THE HAIR ON MY HEAD STANDS UP COS IT'S SO DARN SHORT IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS LIFE SUCKS.

i just told my dad NO he cannot see my prom photos cos the hair sucks in comparison with everyone RARGH I AM PISSED WITH HAIRDRESSER.

but on 2nd thought i better be nice to my dad cos i need to take his hair growth whatever.

everyone better not laugh at my hair if not i SWEAR I WILL CHOP YOU UP STAMP ON YOU AND DUMP YOU IN CURRY.

prom photos are up but since i forgot to get a larger memory card there are limited photos.
for more photos go to sharon's blog.
hers are more interesting since they are of stuff of what we actually did and not just the dinner part.

2005-11-15T23:45:00.000+08:00

i'm sorry i haven't been home long enough to bother blogging.
my life has been pretty mundane so there's nothing much to blog about anyway.
so sunday was junior interclub at sports school.
I WAS THERE AT 7AM.
so darn early please.
amanda came at 7.15 thereabouts so we went on a self given school tour.
it's really huge please.
their table tennis practice hall is as big as our school hall alrdy?
JUST the table tennis hall.
wahlao eh.
and their population is only like, 1/3 of rg's one cohort.
gov waste money lo.
their staff room is double level, gym is double level.
oh and haha we read one of the zuowens.
super funny one and a half sides only?
THAT'S SERIOUSLY PRO.
if i wrote one and a half sides for a zuowen where my question took up 4 lines my zuowen would be RETURNED AND HAVE TO BE REDONE.
so that's seriously pro.
then after we finished walking around the school (they have a plant room!!!! hahaha!!! just for plants i'm guessing!! if not why the name!!)
we went to sit at this playground inside where there were swings.
after swinging for a while we realised.
"this playground is for the use of children ages 10 and under and weighing below 35kg"
HAHAHAHA.
oh whatever.
swings are fun they should build them everywhere.
and proper see saws too not those lousy kind with damn dua springs below so that u can only "bounce" on the er.board not really go up and down.
then we walked back and realised oh darn meet started.
hoho.
we walked for one and a half hours please.
got our bright green shirts.
I GOT L I CAN USE FOR PYJAMAS ALRDY LA.
damn big shirt.
then we went up to cheer with the aunties.
then all the "hardworking" people who went for trng came!
HAHA hardworking only gym lo PLEASE.
then everyone cheer cheer okay yell yell (in wenjian's case scream scream) and shake bottles with marbles in them.
our marbles all turned into marble dust.
my originally clear pink dolphin bottle became an opaque white colour after that.
and when i took off the cap to see how many intact marbles i still had left,
there was a layer of glassbits like melted together or compressed or smthng.
hahahahhaa i tell you i'm POWER.
we pressed for very long and it still wouldn't break.
until we used the metal rod of the flag to slowly hit it.
hahahahha must be the heat emitted from me or smthng that fused the glass back together.

lisa brought puffs for everyone ooooh she's so nice she's my fav.
bu when she updates me about tweets it's so funny lisa's so loser HAHAHAH but oh i musn't say that if not i won't get no more updates and that would be very sad and i would die of no more amusement from loserann's antics.
and she wore jiajia's sshorts HAHAHAHHAA.
ame was an ASS she went to celebrate birthday with ronald mcdonald instead.
so childish hahahahaha.

wenjian was in PAEDO HEAVEN that boy.
every small kid was "ahhhh u're so cute come here!!!!"
AND he wouldn't stop rubbing austen's cheeks HELLO WENJIAN his cheeks are reserved for my sister can.
HAHAHAHHAHA.
conclusion: wenjian is a paedophile in the making hahahaha.
anw austen is really really cute but i didn't take a photo of him because i left my cam in my bag by the pool which was really far away.
"so my tiffany pretty or not?"
"wahlao ehhhhhhh" austen goes.(: he's so adorable i'm mad jealous.hahahah.
and he's really small like a dwarf and only 31 kg.
another quote from austen while the really small girls were swimming the relays.
"wahlao eh they swim so slow i can go take a walk around the school and come back JUST NICE they finish"
(note. we took one and a half hours including swinging time to walk round the school)
haha.
then there's that half angmoh dood who's quite handsome but i can't rmb his name.
and austen's sister madeleine or smthng who's a DARN GOOD SWEET TALKER and was wearing all pink
(she told wenjian he was handsome!!! GASP!!! )
and this other boy aiya i dunno his name but he's rad funny.
convo between him and wenjian:
him when wenjian came near him "eee go away i'm not gay"
wenjian is currently stunned and silent from shock.
me "then what are you?"
him "i'm SOMEBODY"
me "are you MAN then?"
him "yes i'm MAN"
hahahha sorry it's quite funny, really.
and of course allffrreedddd eeeeee so cute he's so puny like a midget.
one day i'm going to give him my phone number so he can call me to talk to me(:
the small kid relays were really quite heartwrenching to watch BECAUSE some teams had 3 fast people and one REALLY REALLY slow one.
then it's like AAAAHHH GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO YOU IDIOT GO GO FASTER KICKKKKKKKK!!!!
then u're cheering your throat to shreds and banging the bottles to dust(literally)
but u still have to watch them go from 1st to say 3rd place.
rargh.
and damn we lost to ace.
ace sucks they can go and die.
got some really really HUGEASS boy posing as a p6er.
YEAH RIGHT I BELIEVE HE'S P6 MAN.
he has so totally gone through puberty.
anw i went home at 7.30PM.
so that makes an entire 12hours or so stuck at sports school.
damn hiong.
alot of effort.

then come monday.
after a full 12 hours sleep i'm fully refreshed.
nothing to do.
went to house.
damn far away please.
butter cookies are fattening DONT FINISH THE TIN.
then i realised that i have really forgotten ALL my maths alrdy.
just that one term did me in.
blank.ask me anything i can't even rmb the formula i need to check it up!!!
this sucks i'm so screwed.
so i kinda gave up and played with hats.
then trng.
the small p5girls moved up.
so i guess as a welcome gift to them, jiaolian decided to kill everyone off with a 7k program.
thanks ah.
7FRIGGING KM!!!!!!!
my first trng session in god knows how long and i am bombarded with an impossible to complete program.
thanks alot.
but in total i only did about 6.3 k hahahahahhaha.
too bad the 400s were killing me.
but i did the flys in front NO ONE HAND cool it's good.
and near best time 25m (everyone please laugh HAHAHAH) sprints at the back.
ah well was damn shagged after that.
but guess what?
MY DAY IS NOT OVER.
it's to sharon's house AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP THOSE HOOLIGANS.
actually i can't really rmb what we did last night hahahahah.
but i do know they kept me up till 2.
and THEY slept at 7am dunno what they were doing la.
i think they were playing with ruth when she was sleeping HAHA pouring cards on her.
pour on me i wake up so no fun must pour on ruth.
oh i know they called pen too.
we must all learn how to say YA! like sharon.
grace can alrdy.abit.

today went jb with my mom and sis.
most of what we did was just eat eat eat.
ate alot.
the secret recipe cakes there are DA BOMB BABES.
it's HUGE, CHEAP (5.50rm HELLO??!!!) and woah delicious.
better then like. coffe club or nydc or whatever cakes we have.
eat until happy happy(:
we consumed more than what my mom could pump at the petrol station my mom thought it was very funny.

and so i'm finally back home.
it's been pretty exhausting.
my mom won't get me a clutch BAH.
she says go borrow what an asssssssssss.
ah don't care i'm gonna go buy one and she's gonna have to pay for it.
unless some kind soul's kind enough to lend one to me.
ah I'M SLEEPY the sea games people are leaving next thursday THAT'S DAMN FASTTTTTT ahhhh.
BAH.

2005-11-12T23:46:00.001+08:00

yes job done!!!!
so relieved!
looking through china province stats in chinese is no shite man.
especially when the compilation of china region book doesn't have them.
then we have to go through each individual book.
at any rate.
nus has good food.
so many choices not like our sch canteen.
and it's really cheap too!!!
their noodles are cheaper than our sch noodles.
and larger in portion too.
conclusion? RG CHEATS OUR $ FOR FOOD.not worth it.

and they have nice tapioca chips.
ame bought FOUR boxes.
cannot even close her bag.
look like she's selling keropok.
HAHA.

so we went to bugis after that.
just for the kick of it.
i haven't been there in AGES.
like.YEARS. not months or anything.
NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!!!
it's pretty amazing.
just the other day we were at cityhall and we were like, "oh they didnt use to have this! oh that was some other stall before! oh this oh that"
but bugis it was. oh wow it's the same.
even the stuff that the stalls sell are the same.
only that bugis street place has morphed.
and we kept getting pushed around like walk, get pushed and veer off course.
it's like nobody can walk properly to avoid other people.
wah think what your grandfathers road ah.

anw, i woke up at 1.15PM today.
shiok.
i woke up to an empty house haha everyone went out w/o me.
but it's okay it's just the queensland trials not very very interesting.
so i watched batman returns.
still think it's cool.
and then.
since it's saturday and there's nothing good on tv, (okay so i watched danny phantom or whatever that show is called on nick for a while.)
i got out the class vids cds.
haha nothing really very funny but i guess only the individual classes will understand their own vids.
i thought our vid was one of the better ones!
GREAT JOB GUYS!
the other classes ones are the sentimental kinds.
haha like oh 10 20 years i'm gonna watch the vids and go
ooohhh man i really miss my secondary school years WORK SUCKS and start tearing like reservoirs gone wrong or smthng.
then SINCE NOBODY CAME HOME YET and i was too lazy to go switch on the comp and SINCE my parents room had toblerone and a huge packet of lays.
i put on the italian job.
i never get sick of watching it it's cool.
and charlize theron is HAWT STUFF.

but for now i'm gonna go pedo cos tmr i'm gonna go support the junior interclub thing.
i will, no i MUST get to know all the small kids names by tmr.
because now i only know my sisters names, the cheryl/sheryl's (so many what...) and alfred.
i know that's pathetic.
nvm tmr!!!!

aite someone call me out home's so boring.
and oh, here are the chalet photos

2005-11-12T23:46:00.000+08:00