{ Sunday, June 11, 2006
WORLD CUP FEVVVEEERRRRR!!!!
too bad i'm not into it.
Alright I think I want to try to type in proper sentences now with proper capitals because I realise I'm using "u" alot when i write for normal english stuffs. Which of course, is BAD. Ugh, the capitalising the I is really annoying me to no end. So recently, me and my friend EX-friend (because she won't friend me now because I insulted her beloved darling honeybun cupcake CHICKEN BACKSIDE HAIR torres) have been hanging around asking people to do surveys. One word: NEVER AGAIN. Okay, that's two but say it fast and it'll make one. But okay la, it's actually quite fun looking back. You really get to meet all sorts of people and I realised that the MOST common excuse people use to avoid doing these things are "I NEED GO TOILET!!!URGENT LA URGENT!"(then some funny/awkward hands in between legs or stand funnily crouching a little action) which is really quite funny! But annoying because in that time that they take to tell me that, and act like they really need to go pee-pee, I could've finished asking them all the questions! Oh vells.
2 embarrassing incidences.
Me: So how old are you?
Girl: (responds)
Me: How about your friend? How old is he?
The guy responds with a girl's voice.
Me, upon asking 2 doods who REALLY REALLY LOOKED MALAY. I mean, they were certainly darker than me, and even Sengkong for that matter!
Me: You're both Malay right?
2 very eeerrrrrrrrrrrr faces.
Me: Oh oh. Chinese? (in shock)But you're both so tan!!!!! (still in shock. And if you think about it, a very stupid thing to say considering MY skin colour is like that)
2: Haha, yeah, Chinese.
Me: Thinking oh shit DAMN and apologises profusely
Asking people to do these surveys have indeed taught me the concept of opportunity cost very well. What people want is to not buy anything useless/donate. The opp cost of that is a long survey. The opp cost of that, is a short survey. So as long as you do not ask people to buy/donate, they are usually more than willing to answer that very few questions you have but typing this is reminding me that I HAVE NOT started mugging for econs which is in TWO AHHHH TWO weeks time. And not mugged anything else for that matter ah i hate CTs WHY do they have to be after the June holidays ah screw it.
I can't remember which day it was where the little kiddies who stand at around my waist to boob height (and considering my height that isn't really tall) went to play water polo in the pool at training! They were so adorable I wanted to run up from our big pool and cannon into the small pool and play with them! I mean, the cap strings only reach my...hmm. My ribcage or something? But for them the cap strings reach all the way down to their trunks!!!! AHHHHHH HOW FRIGGIN' CUTE IS THAT! I bet now everyone thinks I'm a paedophile. Especially after that other incident where I was LOOKING AT THE MEDICINE BALL GET THROWN INTO THE POOL AND NOT AT THAT HOT BOD I SWEAR and Lis threw the medicine ball at me and because I was OBSERVING A DIFFERENT MEDICINE BALL I got hit smack in the stomach and got all the air puffed out of me, you know, like, OOOF!
I have just seen Sasha's loot from HK and I'm terribly jealous. SASHHAAAAA SHARRREEEE WITH MEEEEEEE. Dyamn I want to go to China and uhm. Learn how to speak in chenyus and yanyus coz that is just like, the coolest ain't it?! Shizzle nizzle. I want my momma to bring me shopping she keeps pretending not to hear when I go "maaaaaaa, let's go shopping". But she makes up for it with her funny story about a certain swimming pool, an ahsoh, and you know, just some flowers. Whether the flowers were on her swimsuit or not, ask, and I will tell it all.
This is a really long post. Guess typing in complete sentences and capping all my "I"s is getting to me. Ame I want a girlstalker too they're so funny with their rhymes! I'll write you a cooliozXXzxx rhyme one day too! Polo for morning training tomorrow can't wait I HOPE WE GET TO PLAY WITH THE SMALL KIDS. Yahoooo they be so easy to push under hohoho.
`SAYYOULOVEME.;
11:30 PM
