Ten Top Trivia Tips about ValKoh!

1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by ValKoh.(YIPPEE I CAN CAUSE A SERVERE POPULATION COMPRESSION!)
   
2. Americans discard enough ValKoh to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
3. ValKoh is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. (think what.i zebra ah.)
   
4. Until the 1960s, ValKoh was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
5. Red ValKoh at night, shepherd's delight. Red ValKoh at morning, shepherd's warning!
6. The most dangerous form of ValKoh is the bicycle. (cyclists...BEWARE.I RUN OVER THINGS)
7. Research indicates that ValKoh will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!(this shit is bananas, b.a.n.a.n.a.s!. lol. )
   
8. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in ValKoh!(my tears will be so salty they'll sting you. and i will probably be able to solely support singapore's salt intake if i become emo and cry 24/7, no?)
   
9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but ValKoh can not.(u compare me to a chimpanZEE?! TOO MUCH. I HAVE THE INTELLECT TO RECOGNISE MYSELF EVEN ON SHINY SURFACES OKAY!and of course, in photos too)
   
10. If you break ValKoh, you will get seven years of bad luck.(so don't you dare, not my heart, not any part(: )
    
    and just to take advantage of his abscence,
    just to let you know, ronald HAS been working out.
    i mean, he does seem to have a semblance of a chest/moobs now doesn't he?
    (haha cheeseburger please don't kill me)