{ Saturday, May 28, 2005
it is finally the hols.
(though my maths pt is due on monday!)
so i will update you on what has been going on.
grace has turned pro fencer.
in the library only.
who would've thought?!
and here you thought she only wore fbts and gis(spelling?)
and grace and suay have turned into GASP nerds.
so prefects.stay away nothing to book here.
you thought this was short?
then what bout this!
those lucky ri boyboys.
and those sexy legs belong to non other then
grace ow shu en register number 22 class 403 of rgs who sits at the round tables every recess.
she draws in her uniform everyday.and it looks quite pro mind you.even with black outlines.
so sexy right.
ruth has gone slightly sadistic and has been drawing angry utensils everywhere.
here's angry fork, angry spoon, and angry butcher knife RAWR!
there're also angry egg cup, engry soy sauce holder, angry egg beater, angry bowl, angry chopsticks etc. etc.
if you want to know why they're angry.there's also an angry utensil comic.
and tada our very own kill someone kit, butcher knife included.for ages 16 and up.
see what pt's do to us poor girls?
my father got a bouquet of flowers.
i like the sunflowers and roses and lilies and everything it's just outside my room i go out in the middle of the night to look at it haha yeah right but i see it in the morning and it's very nice the roses are in full bloom and i like i like i like.
so pretty i wanted to steal one stalk but i pulled and pulled and it refused to come out when i pulled for like ten minutes and it finally came out i decided to put it back because if i brought it back to my room it's petals would drop off and dry off and it'll be very ugly and mess up my room.
if i got 100roses i would just scream and marry that person.
no actually i would just scream and snatch the bouquet away from you and not return it to you.
ok so yes.
on the very last day of school.
i didn't go out.no i didn't.and i didn't go home.no i didn't.
in fact.i went to town at 9almost10 at night!
gasp you think i go party is it.
i go shop for groceries la.in town yes in town.isetan summore.swimmers are just stupid.
anw.yes you guessed it i had SWIM CAMP!and no we didn't swim during swim camp.
hello we don't take the bus to orchard we had to walk there and back okay.
in school u complete with badge and nametag!hoho.
anw.we had swim open house and some of the psixes are HUGE.
so big!
and i thought my sister was big (she's almost my height short of 2 cm i think)
but these girls were.WOAH.hi welcome to rgs was said looking upwards
stupid great new and improved diet of the 21st century that causes these girls to grow so big and tall.
and when we had school tour.
i realised i stole alot of things from the school.
this is the lab you can get graph paper normal paper wires beakers test tubes from here.don't need buy from bookshop.
this is the life science lab there are magnifying glasses and funny plastic things inside.
this is chem lab the chemicals are free just go and take what you want.
and our school's very smelly.
this is the comp lab.it smells funny one.
this are the classrooms.boy this classroom stinks.
the ks chee is very cold at night.
i tried to keep my feet warm by kneeling on them to sleep.
as a result i look like i'm praying when i sleep (well for 10 mins it's an uncomfortable position)
and when u sleep on your side on the floor your arm goes numb resulting in sleeps no longer than half and hour.
WHO NEVER TELL ME TO BRING SLEEPING BAG YOU IDIOTS.
so damn bloody cold.
resorted to lugging a chair to the outsidetoiletarea where there's no aircon.
and slept there for 45 mins and fed mosquitoes.our school sucks.
gave up sleeping in the end.
ame is like pro she's in shorts and a normal longsleeve tshirt and she just SLEEPS on the floor LIKE THAT.
never even wake up.i conclude she has more fats than me
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
zoo today.
whyyyy zoooooooo i dowanna go zoooooooo of all places the hot hot zoooooo.
says the fatfull ame(:
since i was station master with lisa.
where our station was teaching penguins to swim.
(yes i KNOW penguins can swim we're not stupid)
4 TIMES faster than thorpe okay.
my day consisted of
these jackasses.
penguins who don't look like penguins.
and yamyam sticks they're so cool i mean look at this!
the very first stick was.
it's trying to tell me smthng....
rabbit.eat more carrots!
panda.go for more.
who's active at night?
me!me! no..i bluff you only.it's the owl.
snail.snail mail?
stag beetle.love it.
no i don't love beetles they're gross.
there's also.octopus.lucky no.=8.
and.cow.muuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
time for a joke.
a baby cow goes:muuuuuuuuuuuu
a big cow goes:MUUUUUUUUUUUU
and a cow with mad cow disease goes:MUUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.
yam yam sticks are amusing i will go buy more.
at the zoo there're also signs that make you feel skinny.
don't you feel skinny alrdy?
unfortunately.there's also this.
where all we sinners had THREE OHMYGOODNESS THREE scoops EACH.
it is indeed time to swim.
before i reach that 2000kg.
oh and did you know.
hippos cannot float?
because they don't have any layers of fat it's all MUSCLE.that's why they sink.
i bet you didnt know that.
and.
there are no african tigers all tigers are asian.
talk about asian superiority.
i bet you didn't know that too.
so this concludes my life till now(i have maths pt to rush!)
i am smart and i should swim.
goodbye.
`SAYYOULOVEME.;
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